mescalinebandit420
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thanks anonymuss. ur avatar is badass too. Superjail fuckin rules! im watchin the whole 1st season right now.
Insult To Italians
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ahh fml im named after Rockys girlfriend bhahahah
prostheticninja
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Wow I'm half Italian.
anonymuss
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ferget about it!
prostheticninja
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Ayyyyy mama potso!
Edit: also Ok you jag-ooff
Edit: also Ok you jag-ooff
prostheticninja
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Ok we established that Italians are hairy, but look at the French! The women don't even fucking shave.
sonar
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Why is it considered ok to say stuff like this about italians? Because we are white?
Don't really care, I'm not that sensitive. Just can't stand the hypocrisy. Say these sorts of comments about any other race or ethic group and suddenly you are a bigot. Can someone please explain this to me.
Don't really care, I'm not that sensitive. Just can't stand the hypocrisy. Say these sorts of comments about any other race or ethic group and suddenly you are a bigot. Can someone please explain this to me.
sonar
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Every group has been through "hard times" at some point in history. Pretty much every wave of white immigrants to the Americas from Europe came for a reason. People just didn't up and decide to cross the ocean and leave Europe because it was all rainbows and sunshine.
HerbalBeast
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"Hold on Lois I got this!
- Bede bapo di bupi, de bapo di bupee"
- Bede bapo di bupi, de bapo di bupee"
Hekinsieden
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#3 Definition "Unreasonable feelings, opinions, or attitudes, esp. of a hostile nature, regarding a racial, religious, or national group."
You figure out what the word is.
I think people will always be like this, there will always be people who look at someone else and think "Ooh there's a nigger, ooh he's a cracker, man she's a cunt, he's a dick, that's a wop, those are spics, there's a chink"
I know I didn't get all of them but I'm sober at the moment...
People love to hate.
Viagro
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Political correctness is SO incorrect. It all goes to intent...
sonar
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It's all so ridiculous to me. Public figures and the general public alike live in such fear of being called a racist (usually from the far left) that you can't even say something like "I don't really care for Mexican food" or "I took a trip to China and didn't really like it" without being labeled a bigot.
Even history and science are altered to appease certain groups. Take the holocaust for example. There is a a good bit of historical evidence to suggest that the "6 million" number we've all been told our entire life might not be accurate. So what? What if it was 5 million rather than 6. 5 million is still a hell of a lot of people, but it isn't 6 million. Try being a historian studying WWII and throughout the course of your research uncover something like that. A mere mention of that figure would automatically brand you a holocaust denier and surely ruin your career. We always seem to forget the 50-60 million non jewish civilians killed during the conflict. 5-7 million in Poland alone. 20-25 million in the USSR. Were those people any less important?
Let's talk about slavery. No one is trying to minimize it or rationalize it, but let's tell the whole story. You always hear about the evil, white slave trader, but you never hear how these people wound up on the beach to begin with. The fact of the matter is that the Africans who ended up on the plantations in the Americas were prisoners of war or abducted by other Africans. Rarely, if ever, did European slave traders travel inland to acquire slaves for transport. They didn't have to. They were sitting on the beach waiting for them. It doesn't make the practice any less appalling by any means, but it isn't right to omit key details for the sake of political correctness.
Even history and science are altered to appease certain groups. Take the holocaust for example. There is a a good bit of historical evidence to suggest that the "6 million" number we've all been told our entire life might not be accurate. So what? What if it was 5 million rather than 6. 5 million is still a hell of a lot of people, but it isn't 6 million. Try being a historian studying WWII and throughout the course of your research uncover something like that. A mere mention of that figure would automatically brand you a holocaust denier and surely ruin your career. We always seem to forget the 50-60 million non jewish civilians killed during the conflict. 5-7 million in Poland alone. 20-25 million in the USSR. Were those people any less important?
Let's talk about slavery. No one is trying to minimize it or rationalize it, but let's tell the whole story. You always hear about the evil, white slave trader, but you never hear how these people wound up on the beach to begin with. The fact of the matter is that the Africans who ended up on the plantations in the Americas were prisoners of war or abducted by other Africans. Rarely, if ever, did European slave traders travel inland to acquire slaves for transport. They didn't have to. They were sitting on the beach waiting for them. It doesn't make the practice any less appalling by any means, but it isn't right to omit key details for the sake of political correctness.
Total Head
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half my family is all italian. some of that list is a bit much but i lol'd at how many things really are like my family. it's embarrasing. at one point we really did inhabit about 25% of an entire street, i have numerous plumbers mechanics and electricians on that side, my grandmother really did have an affair and he was too tall and everyone knew (that and the freckles and paleface), i have 2 aunts with plastic on the furniature (but that's not at all exclusive to italians), sauce is gravy, my grandfather really had a fig tree and a massive garden. the bench pressing, disposable razors, and "bada bing" are slightly offensive though, just not to me (the bada bing part is. who the fuck really says that?). your list forgets to mention the never ending repairs with duct tape.You know you are Italian
You know you're Italian when
You can bench press 325 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two cappicola sandwiches, 4 oranges, 2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag.
Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent and lawyer are all your cousins.
You have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street. All five of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
You are on a first name basis with at least 8 banquet hall owners.
You only get one good shave from a disposable razor.
If someone in your family grows beyond 5'9", it is presumed his Mother had an affair.
There are more than 28 people in your bridal party.
You netted more than $50,000 on your first communion.
And you REALLY, REALLY know you're Italian when:
. Your grandfather had a fig tree.
. You eat Sunday dinner at 2:00.
. Christmas Eve . . . only fish.
. Your mom's meatballs are the best.
. You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
. Plastic on the furniture is normal.
. You know how to pronounce "manicotti" and "mozzarella."
. You fight over whether it's called "sauce" or "gravy."
. You've called someone a "mamaluke."
. And you understand "bada bing"
Cheer up guys
mastakoosh
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the hairy part is not just exclusive to italians, i am proof. the sauce being called gravy confuses me though. we had a racist joke thread where even the black dudes laughed at some of the racist jokes, so its not bad to poke fun at yourself every once in a while.