Why fake tits?

kevin

kevin

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my wife went from being a firm member of the itty bitty titty club. after each kid she gained a cup size, 3 0f them. were up to a c cup and they looked good. a few years later and gravity and age start taking toll so she wanted some store boughts, well she moved up to a d and they looked perfect as long as they were under a shirt. looked like frankintits for the first 6 months or so from the surgery. now that it's been a couple of years you can't see any of the scaring, they're not hard anymore, they feel like real ones. and i love them. my wife is a gym junkie with a tight body and the surgeon made it a master piece. thank you dr. burns!!!
 
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StonedPony

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and if someone could make your tiny dick bigger you wouldnt do it? How many girls have you made fun of for being flat chested........in todays world we have made it sexy to be skinny as a pole.........movies make everyone a Runway modle.........so society has put an image what a women must look like or not be accepted as a wife...or hired at a good job and such......they get boob jobs most time for self benefit and not someone elses..........just saying
 
The Knuck

The Knuck

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StonedPony said:
and if someone could make your tiny dick bigger you wouldnt do it? How many girls have you made fun of for being flat chested........in todays world we have made it sexy to be skinny as a pole.........movies make everyone a Runway modle.........so society has put an image what a women must look like or not be accepted as a wife...or hired at a good job and such......they get boob jobs most time for self benefit and not someone elses..........just saying
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not to mention how internet porn has affected this.
 
beardo

beardo

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I'm ok with fake tits but I wouldn't tell anyone to get it done though small tits are good to. I'm against plastic surgery on vagina's though- their doing it now to get rid of floppy labia but I like big camel toe so I think it's crazy.
 
beardo

beardo

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I appreciate the thought and effort but the truth is I would bang you without the fake tits...You could just wear a shirt that says I'm down to fuck and then I would know whats up...I appreciate when a slut has fake tits and its like an advertisment but I hate when a chick has big fake tits but doesn't want people to assume she is a slut...and gets offended when your trying to get some...meanwhile fake tittys are hangin out and ass cheeks are showin
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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kether noir said:
Hello,

The topic on my mind right now is BREASTS, woman's to be more precise. And the question keeps coming up in my mind, 'why fake tits?'
I can understand if its because of cancer. that is something totally different, and we have also established that im somewhat of a hypocrite. eh..

Really though, why? I love the female form and it really seems a travesty to falsify that natural form. Small breasts are awesome! Medium are just as fun. And large, they will some day be tube socks, so if shes under 35. The trivial social stigma attached to a woman's physique is odd.

I guess that I just love breasts of all shapes and sizes unless fake. They can look terrible, swollen, hard, and crusty. and god damn, that is not right.

Thoughts?
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My girlfreind got fake tits.... AND THEY FUCKING ROCK
 
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StonedPony

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I may get me a set of fake tits........if they are half as much fun playing with as my dick is Il never leave the house except to buy munchies
 
kether noir

kether noir

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StonedPony said:
I may get me a set of fake tits........if they are half as much fun playing with as my dick is Il never leave the house except to buy munchies
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they work for some people, i guess. and i completely understand if its for a replacement from cancer. but more men should get tit jobs. give me something ro smile about
 
Irollfatties

Irollfatties

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I LOVE TITTIES!!! Sorry I had to yell that one. Now there are a few rules about titties. 1 tits should not have veins. 2. Tits should not have stretch marks. 3. Tits should not easily flop back into the girls mouth. Has anyone seen a pair of fake tits that cost 10k? I have and they look better than naturals. Can all girls afford them?, no. I say keep the B's and C's unless your tities can do any of the three I listed, then save, save..... and save some more to buy atleast 6k breast job from a reputable doctor.

Man why ya'll got me thinking about titties, I think i'm gonna head to the stripclub tonight. :)
 
kether noir

kether noir

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Irollfatties said:
I LOVE TITTIES!!! Sorry I had to yell that one. Now there are a few rules about titties. 1 tits should not have veins. 2. Tits should not have stretch marks. 3. Tits should not easily flop back into the girls mouth. Has anyone seen a pair of fake tits that cost 10k? I have and they look better than naturals. Can all girls afford them?, no. I say keep the B's and C's unless your tities can do any of the three I listed, then save, save..... and save some more to buy atleast 6k breast job from a reputable doctor.

Man why ya'll got me thinking about titties, I think i'm gonna head to the stripclub tonight. :)
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hahahaha i may do the same. good answer.
 
VansStoner1748

VansStoner1748

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I like em small and pointy, big and veiny. i like Bs through Ds, and the naturals just above the knees. i dont care if there not real, just please not the size of a pill.


sorry for the lame ass jingle lol.


Edit:I lied a few times just to make it work lol.


Edit#2:i love me some fake tittys. but big real ones are better.


Edit#3:Saggy tits suck. but i still play with them every now and then.
 
Howard Stern

Howard Stern

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Well I grew up jerking off to fake tits in porn but never felt them up. All the ladies I have been with have been natural. But now my wife and I are going to start saving for some fake ones for her! ;) Lucky me!
 
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redivider

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here's the word coming from somebody with experience:

when i was a freshman in college i went out with this girl, she was an A cup when we started going out. a large A, sometimes B cup you know... not large titties by any stretch...... we break up, and then after like 4-5 months, i find out she had her tits done to a large C almost D cup....she got the operation where the scar is left around the nipple so it was hard to even notice....... i hadn't seen her in a while, and then one day i run into her at a bar... she's drunk, i'm drunk... we make out, we go to her place to fuck...

and without a shadow of adoubt i can atest that the 3grand a piece was worth it.... her tits looked amazing, the best motorboat i've ever done.... perky, but not too hard, they were saline, not silicone, so they didn't feel fake.... they looked fake as hell but in a pornstarish way, a hell of a turn on, and they looked fucking awesome when she rode me well into the next morning.....

totally worth it...whoever says otherwise hasn't seen a before and after.... hasn't motorboated a pair of freshly installed tatas..... or some other crazy reason... but a pair of fake tits that have been properly placed ROCK!!!!

it's fantastic and 100% worth it.....

that's what i say....
 
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