any other farmers in here?

auldone said:
I trully believe that my success in growing The Herb is a direct link to my upbringing. I was a kid and did not have a hand in the daily operations of running the fields. I was just around it. The weekends and summertime is when I would work.

Some of the people I have met in the Seattle area who have spent a couple grand on a set-up and a nute line but can't grow anything worth a shit.

One cat that comes to mind had a nice room setup. He SHOULD have been growing some Fire. 2x600 for each ML and HPS. No cool tubes. Room was split down the middle but he was goin to rely on having windows open to control air flow and temp. 1 oscallating (spelling) fan on each side. He was about 10 years younger so listening to me was not a priority but when I told him he was goin to have issues with both heat and air flow he basically blew me off....

So when he crops out he hits me up for a "Bomb deal on some Jock Horror Fire!" His words.

200 a zip

Take a ride to his house. I'm anxious to see how this came out. He was telling me the whole time growin how dank it smelled and how bomb it was lookin... Ya know the lines...

HOLY SHIT!!!!! I could have went out in my back yard and smoked some of my lawn clippings and I would have gotten a better high! 4 Bong bowls later. Party bowls that is. All I had was a fuckin headache. All this shit looked like was hairs, leaves, and stems. No Nice nugs! No Buds!! Nothing!!!

When he told me he was high, I shat a Golden Brick right then. My reaction was shock then mass laughter! He really thought he grew soms bomb shit! When I told him I was not interested in getting the zip, he was not to pleased! We had it out and went our separate ways.

I had heard through the grape vine that on New Years Eve night, someone broke into his place and stole his equipment.... Karma's a Mother Fucker.
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The Cryptkeeper said:
The Acre (Dick) Sizing contest is pretty funny. I don't give a shit if it's sad that you 'farmers' can't handle your shit and will eventually be the cause of raising domestic food prices. I'll get my beef from China.
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The Cryptkeeper said:
China was picked apart a hundred years ago by the western forces, now they can only detract from them with propaganda. I do love the west. We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams. India and China have the most cattle. Cheap prices for cheap labor. ;)
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The Cryptkeeper said:
INTERNET!!!! I do go to the corner store for my junk food. :)
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Ya know. I kinda hoped this thread wouldnt also become a haven for a negative person like you but apprently I hoped too much. People like you make me sick. If you love China so fucking much go live there. And buying beef online is about the stupidist thing I can think of. Enjoy your ecoli.
 
GodSlave said:
I grew up on a small farm, and like you guys, wanted to leave and never see another bale of hay or head of cattle in my life. Now, I would love to be a farmer. In fact, my wife of 11 years hears me quite often say "Man! I wish I could be a farmer for a living". Thank you so much for this thread because I never knew about the loans and grants, I will be looking into that in the very near future. Do you suggest where to start? We are at a stage in our life where we can do what we want because our daughter has graduated and moved on, but still young enough to start a farm. We were looking to make a change this year, I may just end up a farmer lol...
GS:leaf:
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:clap: Thats great glad you contributed!. Around My town, retiring means opening up a vineyard, orchard, i know a few duck and swan farmers, and wild game hunting sport clubs, or even pumpkin patches on land believe it or not! A good friend of ours was a school teacher his whole life, wanted to set up a retirement plan and purchased 40 acres and built a vineyard from scratch.

Me and my girlfriend are a new breed of farmers around here with sporthorses. when you own land you can take a hobby and turn it into a lifestyle

I will certainly ask around about more loan programs, I have several professors from my Ag Classes I keep in touch with who will be helpful.

try this link out..
http://www.cfra.org/resources/beginning_farmer/land_link
 
80mg said:
Ya know. I kinda hoped this thread wouldnt also become a haven for a negative person like you but apprently I hoped too much. People like you make me sick. If you love China so fucking much go live there. And buying beef online is about the stupidist thing I can think of. Enjoy your ecoli.
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I'm sorry there 80mg but how the fuck did I get clumped in there? Either you fucked up or you are a moron.
 
80mg said:
Ya know. I kinda hoped this thread wouldnt also become a haven for a negative person like you but apprently I hoped too much. People like you make me sick. If you love China so fucking much go live there. And buying beef online is about the stupidist thing I can think of. Enjoy your ecoli.
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You copied what I said. :( If you're going to insult me at least be intelligent. I hate chinks. It's ten times cheaper then what you buy and the shipping is free. So your stupid for not buying it. Devils advocate is the best role to play.
 
fdd2blk said:
i grew up on a commercial salmon boat in northern california. it was pretty cool. :cool:

my dad still does it. :)
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Each summer my whole life my dad and I go fishin to get away from the farm, its what i dream about doing when im not farmin. going out on a boat deep sea fishing would be the bees knees. i bet its a lot different then muskies lol
 
auldone said:
I'm sorry there 80mg but how the fuck did I get clumped in there? Either you fucked up or you are a moron.
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Nah I didn't fuck up. I just thought your story was funny. I got my own (chil lout im not dissing you =p )

There was this kid in my HS class. I only been smoking on the weekends then but he said he had some BANGIN dro. He said he'd give me a quater for 40 bucks. So after school I go behind the bleachers, he pulls out the bag and it's regs (mad seeds and all) with some blueberry syrup sprayed on it. I told him I wasnt intrested and walked away. As I walked away he was yelling "your missing out on the dankes dank in al lthe town! your loss!"

Another story that proves karma is a bitch. I had this guy I was dealing with for about 8 years. MAD cool. I would sell for him sometimes he'd give me shit on the arm. Then he got addicted too heroin. One night I got ihm a awesome connect I knew. Like top quality reggs for 800 a pound. He said he'd give me an ounce and a oxycontin for the connect as payment.

Anyway its freezing cold rain, he does the deal, my guy leaveswas in a hurry. I stood behind to get what was owed. He starts saying how he got better numbers this and that how I didnt realyl deserve that much. I tolf him tough shit, a deal is a deal. His sister gets involved and there talking. Im outside his house 4o minutes in the rain. Finally he comes with the ounce. I look. Wheres the oxy I ask he says that he was already hooking me up and he "needed" it. I started BUGGING out his sister came over too say something I went "BITCH DON'T EVEN TRY THAT I WANT MY FUCKING PILL" They just look at each other and she gave hi ma pil ltoo give too me.

About a month later that was al lforgotten and he gave me some "hydro sour" on the arm. It was the brickiest brick I ever seen. Complete shit. Ands he wanted 1200 for the 2 ounces! I took it on the arm. And called him saying "hey i sold it fast i need mroe I got your money" we pull up and he gives it to me (prbly cause he knew me so long) and I look at it and go "this bud is just very...phill (which was the code word)" and we pull off histerical laughing. So i got a qp for free. Karma is a bitch

As for crypt keeper. Your the one who is retarded. Enjoy your cheap beef when the communist Chinese are invading us with the money from unpatriotic people like you. you wanna know why are economy is fucked up? look in the mirror. We're a cunt hair away from going to war with China in the future and your supporting them, and taking away American jobs. Why because it's cheaper? Are you really THAT broke? If you are I apoligise you don't have much of a choice. But if you got the money, and are doing it so you can go buy an extra dubie or something. Your an asshole and should go move to China now before hand so atleast you score brownie points with the gov't before the reds are in our backyard telling us what to eat, what to wear, what your job is, how many kids you can have. Enjoy that burger (old mailed burger).
 
auldone said:
It was hard to decipher if you fucked up as my post had nothing to do with your response. You can see where one would be left wondering....
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Of course that's why I cleared it up. +rep for the confusion...oh and not buying shit weed =]
 
I have been farming for awhile, but i am not per se a farmer. I do like to consider myself a FARMacist though haha
 
ezmac said:
I have been farming for awhile, but i am not per se a farmer. I do like to consider myself a FARMacist though haha
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Haha yeah me too ;)

Although it's only once a month for me. I get my perscriptions and get rid of them to my friends who need em like with anxiety, opiate addictions and such.

Welcome too RIU! Nice to have another pharmacist =p
 
80mg said:
As for crypt keeper. Your the one who is retarded. Enjoy your cheap beef when the communist Chinese are invading us with the money from unpatriotic people like you. you wanna know why are economy is fucked up? look in the mirror. We're a cunt hair away from going to war with China in the future and your supporting them, and taking away American jobs. Why because it's cheaper? Are you really THAT broke? If you are I apoligise you don't have much of a choice. But if you got the money, and are doing it so you can go buy an extra dubie or something. Your an asshole and should go move to China now before hand so atleast you score brownie points with the gov't before the reds are in our backyard telling us what to eat, what to wear, what your job is, how many kids you can have. Enjoy that burger (old mailed burger).
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Do I seem like I care? Do I care what the 'government' tells me to do? No. Neither do you or you wouldn't be growing marijuana. So get get off your busted up high horse.
 
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