The do's and don'ts of the pussy, nigguh

geewhizimtheshiz

geewhizimtheshiz

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DarthD3vl said:
depends on the girl.... I messed around with a few chicks whom think "hey bitch, meet me in the bathroom" is foreplay.
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agreed..sometimes that's just enough...
maybe because i'm a huge slut when it comes to sex...i just love it.
a huge slut within a relationship of course haha.
single...not so much at all.
i keep it classy ;)
 
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StonedPony

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Was with a girl one time.....we were sitting on the couch and just laid back getting high..........never been to bed with her.........anyways after a bit I said do you like things out of the ordinary consering sex.......she said she was game on a few things considered kinky......well I told her my dog could eat pussy better than any man around.......she looked at me a bit and says I CALL BULLSHIT and laughed like hell.........I said no really.....he can...........she was really toasted and called me out and took her pants and panties off and said ok prove it........well at the time I had a German sheppard...........so I called him over and said sit....right in front of her spread legs..........she was getting a bit excited at this point and said it may be wrong but IM fucking getting wet thinking of this.....so I get beside the dog and say EAT ....and he just sat there..............oops I said EAT PUSSY.............he just sat there............she is getting all wiggly and excited and kinda upset he not doing anything........welp I say to my dog EAT THAT FUCKING PUSSY...............he just sits there panting with toungue hanging out..........so I pushed him out of the way and said OK IM GOING TO SHOW YOU ONE MORE TIME HOW TO EAT PUSSY you dummy.
 
racerboy71

racerboy71

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lmao.. you kill me stoned.. i'm gonna have to try that one day.. just need a dog.. and oh yeah, a willing female would be nice too..
 
DarthD3vl

DarthD3vl

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StonedPony said:
Was with a girl one time.....we were sitting on the couch and just laid back getting high..........never been to bed with her.........anyways after a bit I said do you like things out of the ordinary consering sex.......she said she was game on a few things considered kinky......well I told her my dog could eat pussy better than any man around.......she looked at me a bit and says I CALL BULLSHIT and laughed like hell.........I said no really.....he can...........she was really toasted and called me out and took her pants and panties off and said ok prove it........well at the time I had a German sheppard...........so I called him over and said sit....right in front of her spread legs..........she was getting a bit excited at this point and said it may be wrong but IM fucking getting wet thinking of this.....so I get beside the dog and say EAT ....and he just sat there..............oops I said EAT PUSSY.............he just sat there............she is getting all wiggly and excited and kinda upset he not doing anything........welp I say to my dog EAT THAT FUCKING PUSSY...............he just sits there panting with toungue hanging out..........so I pushed him out of the way and said OK IM GOING TO SHOW YOU ONE MORE TIME HOW TO EAT PUSSY you dummy.
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i was all like,, oh man,,


awww nooo,


come one man,



then hahahahahahahahahahahaha
 
txhazard

txhazard

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Man wish i had this when i was 16, imagine the confusion when i was told there existed a third hole....
 
landracer

landracer

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racerboy71 said:
you kill me girl.. you really do, lol...
the only thing i hate about spending 30 minutes going down on a chic is if when i'm done, she don't return the favor.. you better believe i'm not gonna be doing that the next time..
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you sound like u need lesssons. u also sound selfish. if your girl tells you to worship pussy then get on your knees and pray. that what a real man does
 
landracer

landracer

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geewhizimtheshiz said:
agreed..sometimes that's just enough...
maybe because i'm a huge slut when it comes to sex...i just love it.
a huge slut within a relationship of course haha.
single...not so much at all.
i keep it classy ;)
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classy is the only way to be able to look at yourself in the mirror in the morning.
 
Slojo69

Slojo69

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landracer said:
you sound like u need lesssons. u also sound selfish. if your girl tells you to worship pussy then get on your knees and pray. that what a real man does
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LOL, and that doesnt sound selfish at all eh? I dont care how hot you are, demanding something is a sure way to get yer ass put in yer place, now go make me a sammich and stfu hooker!
 
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