The Maury Appreciation Thread.

YungMoolaBaby

YungMoolaBaby

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I FUCKING LOVE MAURY.

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I saw this one episode last week, and this dude claimed to have 27 children with like 27 different women. That man knows how to carry on a legacy.
 
OK I will admit it. I have my DVR set to record whether it is new or a repeat and even if I saw the same one the week before I will still watch it. lol
I also made a deal with myself and the only way I watch Maury is while I am working out. So I workout 5 days a week. heh
 
hempstead said:
OK I will admit it. I have my DVR set to record whether it is new or a repeat and even if I saw the same one the week before I will still watch it. lol
I also made a deal with myself and the only way I watch Maury is while I am working out. So I workout 5 days a week. heh
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NOW THAT my friend IS DISCIPLINE. REPPED.
 
I miss all the old talkshows. In the late 80s early 90s there must've been 10 different shows on every single hour of the day. I miss that. Jenny Jones, Sally Jessy Raphael, Jerry Springer, Geraldo, Montel Williams, and so on and so on. I remember when Timothy McVay blew up that building and I was pissed because the news interrupted all my talk shows. lol
 
hempstead said:
I remember when Timothy McVay blew up that building and I was pissed because the news interrupted all my talk shows. lol
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dude, you're killing me! too funny.

Do you remember the boot camp episodes of jenny jones when they would take an unruly kid and "straighten" them out? BEST EPISODES EVAR.
 
I saw one episode, and this lady had 9 dudes there and they all could of been the father. Maury said "you are ALL not the father."

It turned into a freakin wu tang clan concert on the stage.
 
No offense But that shit is garbage.

A show where the most ignorant, poor, mentally and emotionally lacking people are exploited.


But on the other Hand ---that show has some hilarious moments. :) lol

I dont watch it but I can defenitly see how its a "guilty pleasure" for people.
 
I got on the maury show once. Took a road trip with a few buds to hit all the skateparks from here to New York. Within 10 mins of walking around a black cargo van pulls up next to us, door slides open, and somebody leans out and says "want free lunch?" Hell yeah we do...

So we get vanned to the show and there's already shit in progress. They sit us on the floor right in front of the stage. They finish up, lunch time. We all get one slice of some gnarly triangle of grease and cheese and herd us back into the studio. A new show with new guests was going to be taped. They tell the audience to go nuts."the crazier you are, the more chance you'll end up on tv". So people get all crazy and loud. They egg it all on with some lady right behind the camera waving her arms around for people to first get loud then shut the F up. It was supposed to be a 2 part show they made the guests go and change their clothes and maury went and put on a different colored sweater. It was fuckin lame.

Wasted a completely good day in NY to be stuck at the maury show. My buddy is still pissed we went there instead of seeing NY. That was pre 9-11. He's still pissed to this day he never got to see the towers.

Anyway, all those shows are way better sitting at home so when it finally gets to that "ok my head hurts, shut the fuck up now" you can easily turn it off or change it.
 
i used to like Maury when he did the odese kids episodes...always funny when the parents are like "i let him eat what ever he wants...i don't understand why my 4 year old is 180LBS"
 
Omg whiz where the fuck do you find these things!!!!? And yes I do believe Jerry is still on. his former bodyguard, steve, even has his own spinoff talk show! but that shit sucks. MAURY. i love how he films in stamford, Connecticut cuz NY and Cali won't take him.
 
I can imagine people in other countries watchin the maury show for the first time thinking--- "Holy shit Americans are fucked up!"
 
My favorites are the dna/lie detector tests.
Sometimes I think the lie detector guy is so wrong and I heard crap about Maury having actors on.
By the way I just finished watching an episode and took a shower now I am beat. heh
 
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