New Diet

[beardo]

I'm on a new diet I came up with where I go places to smell the food and then I just drink water and when I eat at home I will eat rice and eggs. It's awesome if your really hungry the food smells better and if you get a really good smell of it it is almost like eating it. yesterday I smelled KFC it was great and today I'm going to smell Chinese.

 

[geewhizimtheshiz]

hahahaha i'm gonna do that shit now

 

[beardo]

The chinese food I smelled for dinner was great I went in and was smelling all up on their food through the sneeze glass thing in line but I didn't buy anything I even took the sample she gave me and just smelled it all deep right up at my nostril and then put it down without eating it and then I left- and I just drank like a gallon of water

 

[bassman999]

Lol I cant do that!! I eat like a madman!! Glad it works for ya though.

 

[80mg]

Dude I got a "new diet" too. I cant eat anything thats greasy and i gotta eat soft stuff with fiber. Lets just say I got a pimple somewhere I shouldnt have noe (not realyl a pimple...you all know what it is...) and yeah its flared up so i gotta watch my diet. Love italian food but its hell on your digestive tract.

Luckly its only hems. It could be worst dude. I got blood tested to be sure no cancer or any wierd shit like that. If it gets too bad ill get surger but theres alot of home remedies.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

are you trying to lose weight? I can't stomaach the smell of eggs. I have to put stuff in them or I can't eat them. I'd take food over an orgasm. I love food!

 

[80mg]

are you trying to lose weight? I can't stomaach the smell of eggs. I have to put stuff in them or I can't eat them. I'd take food over an orgasm. I love food!

Just do the slim fast thing and yogurt. It will lose alot of weight and is very good for practicalyl every part of your body.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Dude I got a "new diet" too. I cant eat anything thats greasy and i gotta eat soft stuff with fiber. Lets just say I got a pimple somewhere I shouldnt have noe (not realyl a pimple...you all know what it is...) and yeah its flared up so i gotta watch my diet. Love italian food but its hell on your digestive tract.

Luckly its only hems. It could be worst dude. I got blood tested to be sure no cancer or any wierd shit like that. If it gets too bad ill get surger but theres alot of home remedies.

How do you know it's a hemohrroid? Did you go to a dr and get a finger up the ass?

 

[irieie]

this is the funnier threads i have seen in a while. i did this when had a drug problem. instead of eating when i got hungry i would just sniff drugs real hard then i would not be as hungry anymore.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Just do the slim fast thing and yogurt. It will lose alot of weight and is very good for practicalyl every part of your body.

Yogurts from the grocery store are all pumped with artifical sweetners, it grosses me out. Plus the consistency bugs me. I do however eat chobani and fage, I love greek yogurt

 

[80mg]

How do you know it's a hemohrroid? Did you go to a dr and get a finger up the ass?

Runs in my familly and I ruled everything else out....not to hard to figure out. I hate talking aobut it cause its so fucking gross but it is a pain in the ass...literaly.

 

[drinkmugrootbeer]

I'm on a new diet jerky only

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Runs in my familly and I ruled everything else out....not to hard to figure out. I hate talking aobut it cause its so fucking gross but it is a pain in the ass...literaly.

just curious, what did you rule out?

 

[irieie]

I'm on a new diet jerky only

that sounds like sever constipation just waiting to happen.

 

[80mg]

just curious, what did you rule out?

Cancer, warts.

Like ALL my family members have it. Father, mother, all grandparents. I just got fucked. I had it like 2 3 years now but recentley it got worst cause I relapsed on opiates which means mad constipation and that means it inflames that. So now that im clean i meating right and shit and trying to get this thing under control.

 

[StonedPony]

Bad thing about sniffing chiness food is 30 minutes later you want to sniff again.

 

[80mg]

Bad thing about sniffing chiness food is 30 minutes later you want to sniff again.

Lol I never am full for longer than a hour with chinese...sup with hat?

 

[medicalmaryjane]

Cancer, warts.

Like ALL my family members have it. Father, mother, all grandparents. I just got fucked. I had it like 2 3 years now but recentley it got worst cause I relapsed on opiates which means mad constipation and that means it inflames that. So now that im clean i meating right and shit and trying to get this thing under control.

are they external or internal?

 

[80mg]

are they external or internal?

There external oprah

lol really intrested huh? Hope you dont got the same problem...very annoying....I wont go int odetail very graphic.

 

[medicalmaryjane]

lofl you're cracking me up. Sorry about your anus. I hope you can control the situation with some preph or whatever the folks are using