You Know You're a Stoner if....

[GreatwhiteNorth]

You could totally tell this guy was blitzed out of his mind and thought it was the funniest thing on earth.

Nah still not funny, & you can read all of that into a 20-ish word post?

 

[secretweapon]

If you plant a seed in a pot only to dig it up in 3 days to find its not there, Lol sorry Ollie!

If your girlfriend complains that you smoke to much dank.

 

[zoomcrzy45]

You know you're a stoner when you eat an entire bag of cheetos while in the shower. Then when I, your mom, asks "Honey why is there orange prints all over the shower and an empty cheetos bag?" And the answer is "I was hungry".

Damn I love that kid! (Straight A high honors btw)

 

[zoomcrzy45]

You know your a stoner when your on the phone.. you panic and start looking for your phone but then you realise you have the phone in your hand couse the person on the line is laughing at you ¬_¬

Oh shit that is the worst cause its an all out panic!

 

[kbo ca]

Nah still not funny, & you can read all of that into a 20-ish word post?

well your lame, get over it

 

[bushybush]

You know you're a stoner when you can't find the TV remote FOREVER......Then you go into your freezer to get some ice cubes and the remote is frozen to a bag of edamame. Sigh.

 

[rollin in grass]

You know your a stoner when you gotta buy 3-5 new phones every month
When you spark the ash in your hookah lol

 

[tardis]

You know you're a stoner when you eat an entire bag of cheetos while in the shower. Then when I, your mom, asks "Honey why is there orange prints all over the shower and an empty cheetos bag?" And the answer is "I was hungry".

Damn I love that kid! (Straight A high honors btw)

That is hillarious! from now on i'll end sentences that begin with "I was so" with that because it means nothing but can be used to funnily describe anything.

"I was so angry i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so happy i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so horny i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower."

Thats my new catchphrase!

 

[VER D]

you know your a stoner if you write stupid shit like this tardsky

you must be an uber stoner then huh

 

[smhsmichael]

I got a pic of a blunt I rolled out of brown paper bag, LOL i was desparate with no cigar

Lol. Thats a quote from from IgrowUgrow. Hahah made me laugh

 

[FriendlyGuy]

You know your a stoner when you grab some weed and forget that you were going to roll up a joint :]

 

[FriendlyGuy]

You know your a stoner when you look at brownies or hear the word Edible you think Pot :]

 

[FM420]

You know your a stoner when you set down a few bags of crisps and other munchies for later on, go to grab them a while later and realize your halfway through eating them

 

[IregAt420]

You know your a stoner when you say, "ok, just one hit for now"

Next thing you know you've done 6 bong rips, and 6 spoon rips. Not to mention the joint being passed around.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

You know your a stoner when you say, "ok, just one hit for now"

Next thing you know you've done 6 bong rips, and 6 spoon rips. Not to mention the joint being passed around.

I can't tell you how many times I've said "I'm good for now" while I'm lighting the J.
Its all good !

 

[Dizzle Frost]

I can't tell you how many times I've said "I'm good for now" while I'm lighting the J.
Its all good !

LOL its the demise of most stoners out there

 

[kricket53]

you know your a stoner if youve ever left your phone in the fridge. i have.

 

[smhsmichael]

Lol so get this. Im in my supply chain class, and my professor is talking about cargo holding units that go on semi trucks. Well aparently the industry jargon for those is "reefers"! Lol no joke. So then my professor does off for 5 minutes talking about reefers and saying shit like "reefers come in 20 and 40 foot sizes" and "Ive even seen reefers get as large as 53 feet." Lmao! And of course I was baked, so this shit had me giggling lol.

 

[zoomcrzy45]

That is hillarious! from now on i'll end sentences that begin with "I was so" with that because it means nothing but can be used to funnily describe anything.

"I was so angry i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so happy i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower." "I was so horny i ate an entire bag of cheetos in the shower."

Thats my new catchphrase!

Well I'm honored that we gave you a new catchphrase. Lol, happy smokin! z

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Lol so get this. Im in my supply chain class, and my professor is talking about cargo holding units that go on semi trucks. Well aparently the industry jargon for those is "reefers"! Lol no joke. So then my professor does off for 5 minutes talking about reefers and saying shit like "reefers come in 20 and 40 foot sizes" and "Ive even seen reefers get as large as 53 feet." Lmao! And of course I was baked, so this shit had me giggling lol.

In military vernacular, particularly the sea going services, refrigerators & even freezers are called reefers.
Just the way it is.