The UK Growers Thread!

[dura72]

my hope is that when this grow is up i'll do the sensible thing and spend around a grand on lots of new equipment, quality seeds, better soils and generally get my shit back on track. this is one the reasons that im off the booze. i become incredibly well organized, almost ocd, when i'm sober and straight, i need cash to pay sum debts, fix the car up and general living expenses. if i can just keep it real to the summer i will be laffing, dont get me wrong , one month from now, the money will be ther and after ive set up the next cycle properly i will go fuckin nuts for 3 or 4 weeks and hump barmaids, get smashed for days on end and sniff fuckin ounces of white.....lookin forward to another chapter of chaos....lets face it the only way im gonna die in my bed is if i'v choked on my own puke.
ive also worked out the epitaph most likely to appear on my gravestone/death certificate;
" here lies dura , victim of an ill timed remark"

 

[dura72]

This pregnant girl I know has made a separate Facebook account just for her unborn child.

It's beginning to annoy me so much that I've decided to set up an account as a coat hanger, add the unborn child and poke them.

 

[dura72]

My wife recently gave birth to a black child.

I'm thinking of calling him Google, seem as he'll spend all his life being searched.

 

[dura72]

Every time I look at ground black pepper, I think 'I wonder if this is what black dandruff looks like'

 

[sambo020482]

i need to do so much today but am so fucking lazy i really gotta stop smokin in the morning.........

 

[dura72]

i need to do so much today but am so fucking lazy i really gotta stop smokin in the morning.........

i stopped that 20 years ago mate, used to smoke a joint before i got outta bed...and then didny bother gettin out, used to do it with drink as well, woke up with really really brutal hangover went to the kitchen got a full bottle of vodka, bowl of ice and mixer and lay there till it was done, now thats laziness and alcoholism!

 

[allywado]

Morning all. Just had a wee swatch of my ladies and one of them is definately going purple, didnt know there was purple phenos in the 'chronic' and 'haze' line. Could it be going purple for any bad reasons? Il get some pics up soon, its my favourite of the three plants aswell, I topped her and she loved it.

 

[dura72]

sumtimes temp swings can cause purple stems, doenst seem to have created any problems when it happened to me though mate

 

[allywado]

sumtimes temp swings can cause purple stems, doenst seem to have created any problems though mate

Im no bothered aslong as its not signs of some mad disease iv no heard about. Heres some pictures



Edit: You can see my wee bag seed seedling in the back of the last pic, I threw it in to see what 12/12 from seed was like, heres hopin its a burd.

 

[dura72]

they look fine to me mat, tbh the purpling i got was on the stems and stalk not the leaves, havent had that before but i'd say ur far enuff into flower not to worry bout it mate

 

[allywado]

they look fine to me mat, tbh the purpling i got was on the stems and stalk not the leaves, havent had that before but i'd say ur far enuff into flower not to worry bout it mate

Aye im hinkin the same mate, got about 3 weeks left so should be sound.

 

[dura72]

A boys mother walks in on him fingering his sister.
She yells "What have you got to say for yourself?".
He says to her "I've got good news, I've found dad's wedding ring".

 

[sambo020482]

i stopped that 20 years ago mate, used to smoke a joint before i got outta bed...and then didny bother gettin out, used to do it with drink as well, woke up with really really brutal hangover went to the kitchen got a full bottle of vodka, bowl of ice and mixer and lay there till it was done, now thats laziness and alcoholism!

yeah m8 i need to grow up lol and stop the morning smoking.

 

[dura72]

it jist leaves u like a pound of mince for the rest of the day

 

[supersillybilly]

Hey guy hows things, I'm fucking shattered, been up since 6am doing a plastering job. Just finished and arrived at my real work. Dura I have a cunning plan. I'll PM you in 10mins. "If you are American and don't agree.....FUCK OFF"

 

[dura72]

ahm jist nippin oot for an hour so ahll get back tae you when i get hame mate

 

[Saerimmner]

in Q.D.`s atm 6x60L potting compost for £10

 

[darkist]

Hey im in Birmingham STUPID , STUPID prices here £200 even heard cheese go for £230, only good thing about it is my Blue cheese is so much better than what peeps round here call cheese that i can name my price.

 

[dura72]

if u come in here often you'll hear prices range from £150 all the way up to £350, average is about £200 to £250. its fuckin nuts out there mate...and for the sake of all the growers.......yyyeeeeeeeeffuuuccckkkinnnhhhaaaaaaa!!!

 

[darkist]

£20 the fucking ass hole

Ive seen 0.5 for £10 of unflushed, rushed curing crap round here.