Icy Hot Jerk Off Session And The Craigs List Sex Doll.

beardo

beardo

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This guy I know picked up a sex doll off of craigs list. The good ones are really expensive and sometimes you can get a good deal on a used one. So it's Tuesday night having a couple of drinks and decide to try it, start getting in the mood and it's a special occasion the first time and it's going to be special was going to use Vicks vapor rub to get in the mood, it gives a warm sensation but the vicks was pretty much gone so tried icy hot and at first it was good but then started burning more and more and couldn't even finish. It just ended up awkward and dissapointing and i'm not even sure if I want to do it with her again now things are just weird between us and she's just sitting their staring at me in silence with disgust.
 
Devildog93

Devildog93

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You sure it's the cream burnin your shaft.......maybe it's a raging case of insta-chlamydia...............
 
luckydog82

luckydog82

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sex doll off craigslist lol that has got to be 1 of the funniest and at the same time saddest things i have ever read lol

PS I forgot about the vicks what is wrong with some people lol
 
C

Chad Sexington

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Get some fancy molases and put it in the freezer so it becomes cold, then lube up the innerds of the doll with the partially frozen molases. That way then the cold and hot starts to warm up, it will be just right. Hope this helps.
 
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