Icy Hot Jerk Off Session And The Craigs List Sex Doll.

sniffer

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what would you say to the guy selling the used doll on craigslist ,,
hi ,
You say shes in good shape ,
she treat you good over the years ,
did you ride her hard ,
do you mind if i take her for a test ride ,
LOL
 

beardo

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U better becareful u can get blister's doing that shit!
A used sex doll? Ewww.
Did you use protection? lol Get Tested.
gross, you and your friend share a used sexdoll from craigslist?
The guy said he was the first owner. Thats pretty good, I mean how many guys have most people been with? how many dudes do you think most women have done? so its not really weird or nasty to get a used sex doll, it's a much better deal they depreaciate as soon as you use them and their only worth half buying them used only makes sense.
 

SmokeyMacPottt

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The guy said he was the first owner. Thats pretty good, I mean how many guys have most people been with? how many dudes do you think most women have done? so its not really weird or nasty to get a used sex doll, it's a much better deal they depreaciate as soon as you use them and their only worth half buying them used only makes sense.
buying one at all seems odd to me.. but idk.. i get laid lol
 

djruiner

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was your buddy in the corner jizerking izoff?
that might make it slightly more awkward
id imagine its hard to maintain an erection with your chums spooge landing on your foot.
maybe ...maybe not...whatever plucks your chicken i guess
 

redivider

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god i hope this was not a serious thread..

beardo, please... tell me you didn't buy a used sex doll off craigslist... i know the high end ones can run around 7,000 dollars, but for 7,000 dollars you could travel to nevada countless times and fuck a REAL 20 year old.....

i'm forever traumatized....
 

cmt1984

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this is just wrong in so many ways...the worst of which being you would buy a USED sex toy...

i really hope this was a joke..
 

Dizzle Frost

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did you dump a load of man chowder in his girl? i keep laffing more and more everytime i go to hit the post reply button LOL
 

beardo

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sex doll off craigslist lol that has got to be 1 of the funniest and at the same time saddest things i have ever read lol

PS I forgot about the vicks what is wrong with some people lol
View attachment 1484592Is this the guy that sold you the doll?
No he was some Asian guy
buying one at all seems odd to me.. but idk.. i get laid lol
I get laid a lot to it just seemed like a good idea, but I have allready found out chicks don't dig it, they make fun of it and me, but they are obviously jealous of it or threatened by it. they want to talk about and touch it but seem weirded out by its presence
this is just wrong in so many ways...the worst of which being you would buy a USED sex toy...

i really hope this was a joke..
This thing is like 8000$ new and I got it for $1900 thats a deal
did you dump a load of man chowder in his girl? i keep laffing more and more everytime i go to hit the post reply button LOL
Yeah shes a slut but I don't know if I want her around
Beardo, is this your friend?
No that guys got the lame 20$ doll, I got a high class hoe


 

......

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damn b you stooped low enough to the sex doll?Wasn't it you that was banging homeless bitches?What happened to them?
 

beardo

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damn b you stooped low enough to the sex doll?Wasn't it you that was banging homeless bitches?What happened to them?
Lmao. I completely forgot about that. What happened with that? now we need an update.
The one I made the thread about hasn't been around for like a week...I'm glad to she was weirding me out I was going to do this one bag lady the other day but she smelled to much like an indiscribable smell that made it impossible to breath and burned my nose and lungs so I hit the bar and had to stay until almost 2am before taking home some drunk hottie and smashing then she drooled all on my pillow and was snoring and shit and then wanted my number in the morning I gave her wrong number and she tried calling and caught me and I made excuse about thats my work line, I told her I was late for work and she had to go.......way more of a hassle than my latex lover
 

redivider

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i kinda get the whole sex doll... i don't get why you'd get a used one....

i also don't get why you think you need to use vicks or icy hot to masturbate.... just go to a 'adult toy store' and ask for lubricants... there's minty, fruity, warm, cold, liquidy, gooey, tasteless, tasteful, water based, silicon based.... the list is long...

those other things you are using aren't intended for use as a masturbatory aid.... just saying man... don't know, one day you might wake up and have half the skin on your penis flaking off......
 
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