See What Some People are Getting Done (Farming 101)

[legallyflying]

Man, this thread has revealed all the secret growing tips and tricks that many have guarded for centuries!! (I would love to contribute but it seems that I can't resist my "jesus that is fucking stupid" tendencies. Plus I was informed the other day by someone that I tried to correct about growing temps that I was told " Fuck you legally flying. and your mom and your stupid ass avatar. you are a fuckin dick and its obvious you didnt even read my link. Eat a giant dick. and Fuck you for PMing me after you wrote this shit. Im glad your just just an avatar cus I would seriously whoop your ass you fuckin asshole. Wheres your hydroponic store muther fucker? You dont own one? Then shut the Fuck up you little flea ass bitch".

admittedly, I told him that he should probably wait until puberty sets in until he gives growing advice. LOL
On second thought though, I'm going to make that my signature.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Me thinks the OP took Bricktops advice ???

Thread is a hoot though

If I was him, I'd hide after stirring up the big dogs like that too.
And I keep hearing the theme to "Green Acres" every time I log on to this thread.
Coincidence? I think not.

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[LostReefSponger]

I just want you all to know that im in the middle of my first grow. This means that, yes, I in fact do know EVERYTHING and need no help. Because im so much better than all of you I already know every single trick there is. Why just yesterday I started some more seeds and I now have a pound of dried, cured weed from each seed that is better than yours, but im not telling you my tricks because you aren't as cool. But really, RIU rocks and I've learned a lot from all you people that aren't as cool as I am.

 

[Wolverine97]

I just want you all to know that im in the middle of my first grow. This means that, yes, I in fact do know EVERYTHING and need no help. Because im so much better than all of you I already know every single trick there is. Why just yesterday I started some more seeds and I now have a pound of dried, cured weed from each seed that is better than yours, but im not telling you my tricks because you aren't as cool. But really, RIU rocks and I've learned a lot from all you people that aren't as cool as I am.

Is pink soap somehow involved?
Thanks, I'll hang up and listen...

 

[LostReefSponger]

I really dont know how you guys know my secret, spies! but yes, its pink soap. However, my pink soap is better than yours, and its not on a rope, rather its on a stem buttplug that's been mentioned before, helps me get clean.

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

Is it really quiet in here or is it just me?
Where did Super Farmer go?

 

[dajosh42069]

It's not like the box your typing in doesn't correct you when you misspell a word...at least mine does in firefox...How hard is it to spell plant?

And there does seem to be a lot of attitude from VERY experienced growers...but I would imagine that because even when NOT online, they get ALOT of ?'s about growing and what to do. It becomes taxing after while i'm sure....

 

[GreatwhiteNorth]

It's not like the box your typing in doesn't correct you when you misspell a word...at least mine does in firefox...How hard is it to spell plant?
And there does seem to be a lot of attitude from VERY experienced growers...but I would imagine that because even when NOT online, they get ALOT of ?'s about growing and what to do. It becomes taxing after while i'm sure....

I'm with you on spelling & grammatical errors. I make them occasionally as well, but I try hard to be correct - its just a lot easier to understand whats being said if a sentence is spelled/assembled somewhat correctly. No Snoop dog here.
I also understand the frustration with the same questions over and over - I personally do the Mister Miagi thing with no less than 5 new growers, plus I enjoy helping others on-line. The questions can drive you out of your mind at times, it seems like a noob trait is to try and find a "Silver Bullet" that no body else has found yet. "Can I piss on my plants", "should I drive nails into the stalks to increase THC", "what are the best nutes" etc... et-al. It is a weed, dont try and over think it. Provide a decent living enviornment & the plant will thrive, but many people try too hard looking for that magic elixer & kill the plant with kindness.
Peace. GWN

 

[Wolverine97]

Is pink soap somehow involved?
Thanks, I'll hang up and listen...

Oh, you must never have seen the epic tafbang thread. No rope, just pink soap.

 

[Brick Top]

Originally Posted by Wolverine97 Is pink soap somehow involved?
Thanks, I'll hang up and listen...

Oh, you must never have seen the epic tafbang thread. No rope, just pink soap.

The famous 'Leaning Tower of Pisa' grow, the Yogi and Boo-boo bear picnic basket grow with it on top of a stack of books that were on top of a stool that was on top of a table to keep 8 tiny seedlings close enough to tafbang's only source of grow lighting, a few weak CFLs in a chandelier in his bedroom.

https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot.html

It was classic! The Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges were never funnier than tafbang's pink and white picnic basket grow and with his 'I know everything and everyone else is totally ignorant' attitude.

If this site had a Hall of Fame of Growing Shame forum he would HAVE to be the very first inductee.

 

[Wolverine97]

The famous 'Leaning Tower of Pisa' grow, the Yogi and Boo-boo bear picnic basket grow with it on top of a stack of books that were on top of a stool that was on top of a table to keep 8 tiny seedlings close enough to tafbang's only source of grow lighting, a few weak CFLs in a chandelier in his bedroom.

https://www.rollitup.org/newbie-central/391149-8-plants-1-pot.html

It was classic! The Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges were never funnier than tafbang's pink and white picnic basket grow and with his 'I know everything and everyone else is totally ignorant' attitude.

If this site had a Hall of Fame of Growing Shame forum he would HAVE to be the very first inductee.

Seriously, and I think the guy genuinely believes he's growing good pot, and learning a good method. The guy actually tried correcting me on something (different thread)he had no damn clue what was going on, then got pissy and potty mouthed when I proved it to him. Maybe it's a fucking brilliant satire and it's all going over my head, who knows.

 

[cannabisguru]

Sorry for starting out so harsh. But dam you guys. I'm getting sick of all the I know better and you can'ts. around here. I thought this was a place were you could come and learn from each other. On a subject that we all seem to hold a interest in. Now I will be the first to admit that I have learned a lot on this sight. But like you I have seen the assholes with there I am better then you attitude. So if your one of them then. GET THE FUCK OFF MY THREAD!!!!!! YOUR NOT WANTED HERE!!!!!. If you are a nice person and you have a positive attitude, with nice things to say please. Feel free to give us your input.

OK That being said. I started this thread so me and the tool man would have a thread to get with each other. But also I would like to talk about full farming a pot plaint. What I'm talking about is % of plant that is usable to the % of the plant that is waist. How to get the most out of the lovely little lade that you spent so much time caring for. In time I will go into detail how I try to get the MAX YIELD out of every plaint I proses. How I proses the trim for hash , and then oil. Will also want to talk about the best way to use some of the products that can be produced from a pot plant. What I call farming 101 using the hole plant and nothing but the plant.

But for now we have a start that I truly have hopes will keep the assholes out.

Well, I'm not sure who your trying to "classify" as being "know it alls". But, I know my shit.. and if I can help someone... then I'm going to give them my help... period.

You know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of people not using the freaking search feature on the site. I'm tired of people not reading the RULES!! I'm also tired of seeing the same fucking questions.. asked over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.. that's what I'm tired of.

Personally.. I think that all the experienced users/growers should have our own little subforum. It won't be for noobs.. so maybe that way.. we can rid out the same questions being asked over and over and over again.

Just thought I would share that..

peace.

 

[LostReefSponger]

guys! I TOTALLY have this new theory on how to grow marijuana monsters. What I'm going to do when i harvest is cut down the entire plant and then I throw it in the garbage, voila! the next day my "stump" is a MONSTER!scary teeth and all. see because I know it all I knee that if you put buds in a garbage can then it transmits mega growing hormones to the stalk and over night it grows into 16 pounds of monster! trust me, Im almost done with my first plant...plus I read it on a bathroom stall so it has to be true!

 

[Brick Top]

Well, I'm not sure who your trying to "classify" as being "know it alls". But, I know my shit.. and if I can help someone... then I'm going to give them my help... period.

You know what I'm tired of? I'm tired of people not using the freaking search feature on the site. I'm tired of people not reading the RULES!! I'm also tired of seeing the same fucking questions.. asked over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.. that's what I'm tired of.

Personally.. I think that all the experienced users/growers should have our own little subforum. It won't be for noobs.. so maybe that way.. we can rid out the same questions being asked over and over and over again.

Just thought I would share that..

peace.

Bravo!

If the same thing had been said but an additional 2000 or so words used I would have to believe I wrote it myself because it is exactly what I have thought and felt and even in bits and pieces said myself.

Some of what was said reminded me of one day when the exact same question was asked five times by five different people. Three of them started new threads to ask the question and the other two asked the exact same question in existing threads, even though it was totally off topic.

The same question had been asked near countless time before in near countless other thread started just to ask the exact same question and a simple search would have given all five people all the answers and help they needed .... but the search function was not used.

 

[ChubbySoap]

it's so.....impersonal.
..the search thing... i talk to enough robots irl


EDIT:

then more peeps like me would be frolicking and reviving three year old posts and hacking trails in advanced sub forums
unfortunately most peeps in a given group are only average i figure...but we can get better.

 

[sebastopolian]

That a great idea...I also noticed the same questions being asked repeatly...by noob's & I think it's because they haven't got enough exp w/ this site & don't know that the advance search is available. I think it is great that u still help out...that's what makes this site so wonderful. Exp. grower's like yourself lending a helping hand. Thumbs up to you! Peace & Happy gardening.

 

[collective gardener]

Wow. Getting some great response guys thanks. Tonight we will start with the copping down of the plant. The plant I'm useing today is a Purple jem autoflower. This is a 2 foot plant with a trim weight of about 1.25 OZ or 35 to 40 grams. After drying and curing. It will get trimmed off the stems, and should yield 25g of good bud dry weight. I don't want to get into what to do with the bud. lots of places here to get that info. But I have 60g to 70g of very frosty leaves. I trim all the leaves off when I trim, and I try to get it at the base of the leave as best I can. All this trim is laid out on paper plates. I try to set it in the window to catch some sun to help dry it out some.

Stay tuned more to come when it dry's a bit.

Where's the goddamn OP. I got all this shit and can't figure out WTF to do with it. I gots me some paper plates and a couple sunny windows. You got me all on the edge of my seat, waiting for the next step. Stop teasing and get back in here with some info. Fucking tease.



https://www.rollitup.org/indoor-growing/407048-20-000-watt-medical-grow.html

 

[r1tony]

did I stumble onto something?

 

[TheLastWood]

I think op bailed on us. He probly got arrested when a bicycle cop rode by and saw a plate of bud trimmings in his window.

 

[collective gardener]

He saw what a mistake he made and ran like the wind. LMAO. Come back, OP...we're waiting for you. Put the lotion on your skin.