List of JOBS and their PERKS

FriendlyGuy

FriendlyGuy

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Hey guys, Usually at work I get bored so I try to think of jobs and their perks. any ideas?Movie theater-Free moviesGym-Free gymRestaraunt-50-100% off food.Sorry im using a proxy from work to hop on so I cant format my message as I want to.
 
FriendlyGuy

FriendlyGuy

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Carne Seca said:
Cable Company - free t.v. and internet.

Nuclear Power Plant - free x-rays.
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OH WOW! I didnt know that about the Cable company. I asked the people before and all they said was they get a discount and get to set up hella tv's around the house.neither the power plant lolI got another.. Hospital.. Health care benefits.I know the military you get a G.I. Bill but what about waaay later down the road into retirement? i wonder how things are.. this guy who retired 33 years from the air force says they pay for his grocerys lol
 
FriendlyGuy

FriendlyGuy

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stayathomedad said:
footlocker-free shoes

bank- free money
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I was about to say I have a co-worker whos husband is the manager at footlocker and hell no they dont get free shoes haha just free first dibsAnd for the bank the only thing they get to do is dibs on the clean money.. so THANX! haha you just made me think of another cool perk on banks.. they always have CLEAN money... wink wink
 
secretweapon

secretweapon

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Politician - free healthcare, free moniez, power
Dealer - making moniez, dank on hand
Police officer - GOOJFFC get out of jail for free card, donuts.
Air traffic controller - I heard they can sleep on the job...
HMO'S - Get to fuck peoples life over, bank hella moniez
 
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$Mike$

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Manager of a car dealership: get to drive brand new cars
Bartender: free drinks
Flight attendant: family flies free
 
FriendlyGuy

FriendlyGuy

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$Mike$ said:
Manager of a car dealership: get to drive brand new cars
Bartender: free drinks
Flight attendant: family flies free
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oo0o I forgot about that flight attendant one..

good job guys Heres another way I make the Perks even BETTER...

7/11 or any gas store.. no one keeps receipts when they buy gasoline.. so if you work there you can take reciepts and keep them than for taxes...well.. you prob know the rest :P xP
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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Travel Agency - discounts and comps on travel. My niece went on numerous cruises for her travel agency to try out the accommodations. She only had to pay for her travel to and from the cruise. :)
 
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Girdweed

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Snowcat operator-free heliskiing and cat skiing
Dive Master-spend most days underwater
Logger-get to hang out in the woods
Pot farmer-get to grow pot
 
ESR360

ESR360

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weed dealer = free weed

:p

But I would actually love to work at a food place like burger king and eat free burgers all day.
 
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$Mike$

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Professional towelboy(if that's a position): watch games for free
Designer model: free attire
Police Officer: free guns,ammo,pepper spray,bullet proof vest,donuts,coffee,handcuffs,billyclub(nightstick).
 
I already Node

I already Node

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Pharmacy = free drugs
ABC store = free alcohol
Mc Donalds = free cheese burgers!!!

I prefer to have a job at each one of these (in that order)....
 
FriendlyGuy

FriendlyGuy

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I already Node said:
Pharmacy = free drugs
ABC store = free alcohol
Mc Donalds = free cheese burgers!!!

I prefer to have a job at each one of these (in that order)....
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Legit but mcdonalds or BK doesnt allow you to have free food. I have friends who worked at them.
UNLESS your a manager than u get 100% off (which they work 12 hour work periods crazy huh?)
 
jesus of Cannabis

jesus of Cannabis

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Gas Station: I know before anyone when gas is going up. then my wife, my dad, my employees and thats it. No drug test.
Chef: food, duh. always hire pot head cooks 'cause they have the best weed.
 
FriendlyGuy

FriendlyGuy

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Im thinking more along the lines of benefits from having the job that arent necessarily obvious.. lol
like for the movies, when your cleaning you get first Dibs on the lost items :P
Police officer.. get a uniform to perform some con acts for self gains.. I cant think of anything but im sure we all have brains and can think of some cool shiiit to do.
(maybe detain a lottery winner and remove all contents before putting in jail and 'losing' the million dollar plus ticket.

Things like that xD

Underground drill docter... has access to the underground where they can do anything down there and affect the society above.. oo0o
 
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