Steven Seagal, Sheriff Raid Valley Home In Tank - video

[theexpress]

lol just when i thought i lived in the shittiest state in america arizona proves me wrong!!!! fuck some tent prisons in 120 degree heat, and wearing pink undies.... if sherrif joe was sherrif of cook county jail someone would have cut off his head with a jailhouse sword years ago..... WOW ALL OVER SOME FUCKING CHICKENS!!!!!!

 

[Gadaffiduck]

Better hope Steven Segal is as nice as you claim........next time you feel rumbling....


MOVE AWAY FROM THE WALLS.


Personally, I think Segal is a clown. Maybe I got a little overzealous bout someone shooting him in the face.....yeah....stupid. But he grandstands the FUCK out of his show.

Seagull IS a clown man, The police force is FULL of fuckin clowns.

 

[theexpress]

too bad police addresses arent listed..... be nice to catch some off duty and beat the brains outta there skull.....

 

[Gadaffiduck]

too bad police addresses arent listed..... be nice to catch some off duty and beat the brains outta there skull.....

I know were a cop lives,
I can show you

 

[theexpress]

I know were a cop lives,
I can show you

is he a narcotics detective? point em out lol

 

[Devildog93]

Seagull IS a clown man, The police force is FULL of fuckin clowns.

Oh.....I get it.......you were trolling me you sum-a-ma-bitch.....lol

Sorry, Captain Jack is STILL feeling hung over from Friday night, a little slow today.

Time to do this.......

then this.....

Then this......


I would do this ....... if I had this...........

But I don't....so I may have to settle for this............

 

[Gadaffiduck]

is he a narcotics detective? point em out lol

No unfortunately not, just a dumb ol police officer with a gun.


and too Devildog

I thought you would of caught on man!

I couldn't resist expressing such an outrageous point of view.

 

[Devildog93]

No unfortunately not, just a dumb ol police officer with a gun.


and too Devildog

I thought you would of caught on man!

I couldn't resist expressing such an outrageous point of view.

Yeah Captain Jack-me-off needs to settle down on the rum.......I actually did drink rum the other night too. Captain Morgan won that duel.

 

[Gadaffiduck]

Yeah Captain Jack-me-off needs to settle down on the rum.......I actually did drink rum the other night too. Captain Morgan won that duel.

wow eh what a small world, cause I too was drinking Captain Morgan on friday night!

 

[Devildog93]

wow eh what a small world, cause I too was drinking Captain Morgan on friday night!

He kicked the shit outta Captain Jack that night. How did you fare? Captain Jack ended up skiing that night.....in a town with no hills if you know what I mean.

 

[Gadaffiduck]

He kicked the shit outta Captain Jack that night. How did you fare? Captain Jack ended up skiing that night.....in a town with no hills if you know what I mean.

hahaha I actually didn't do too bad, I was alright when I woke up but the whole night was pretty much a haze, I think I went to a bar later that night...

 

[SocataSmoker]

Now cue Socata Smoker with an arguement FOR the cops and that bitch Segal.

Somebody doesn't read too well...

You know, all that force is necessary to ensure the safety of those police officers... don't you know how dangerous cocks are when they get loose?

LOL...

Sheriff Joe never ceases to amaze... I think he'll be sheriff til the day he dies, I always pay a little more attention to my driving when I'm Maricopa County.

I do NOT want to go to jail there!

 

[Sr. Verde]

kind of makes me want to see steven seagalls new tv show

 

[Devildog93]

Somebody doesn't read too well...

Yeah, I realized after I posted. Still a little slow from Friday night. My bad.

 

[Gadaffiduck]

kind of makes me want to see steven seagalls new tv show

yeah I've been watching the clips on youtube, looks pretty entertaining

 

[......]

lol imagine sitting in your living room feeding chickens and shit then all of a sudden a tank comes rolling through your wall.
I'd think we were getting invaded or something

 

[Devildog93]

You know what would have been sweet......if the dude had some C4 just chillin. Just chillin on the coffee table. And he happened to have some detonators....ready to go.

BOOOOOOM!!!!!! The wall comes down......buddy just flips into Battlefield Bad Company "Engineer" mode, places some charges on the tank, ducks down stairs.........then KA-Fucking-BLOOOEY!!!!!!!!!

The whole upstairs and Steven Segal get annhialated. First, there would be free chicken nuggets for the neighborhood, and the world no longer has to watch that retards shitty movies anymore.

2 birds with one stone (one of those birds being a Segal) lol

 

[sso]

you know, when these stories come out of the states, it might as well be coming from wonderland.

about as ridiculous.

people over here stopped shaking their heads 20 years ago.