Why Do Girlfriends Make It So Hard To Grow Herb?

april

april

Pickle Queen
Matt Rize said:
so pretty much: get a 9-5. do whatever she says, or it ain't working out. great...
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I would marry a guy like u , but i love weed and grow my own, i always made my own money until my man asked to move to the country

But u need to find someone that wants u not your weed, if she loves u she will accept your hobbies/source of income sorry not sure how to refer to it lol

My man stays in the shop until whenever he wants unless we have something planned, i'm his girlfriend not his master
 
fatality

fatality

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djruiner said:
glad i dont have this problem...my girl grows along side me and enjoys it as much as i do.i dont see why most women would not enjoy growing and let their motherly instincts kick in....if they did they would be some of the best growers in the world and this "industry" would not be mainly all males
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a wise man once told me "those that grow together, stay together"
 
poplars

poplars

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I still say ditch her because she's obviously never not going to have a problem with the herb and you're never not going to love the herb ;)
 
greenlanter

greenlanter

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35% of peeps in jail are there because of their females... if she is not with it for the ride she will make you do time...
 
Johnnyorganic

Johnnyorganic

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greenlanter said:
35% of peeps in jail are there because of their females... if she is not with it for the ride she will make you do time...
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I know that is a serious statement, but it made me think of that Chris Rock video.

Don't ride with a mad woman.

"He got weed! He got weed!"

[video=youtube;uj0mtxXEGE8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj0mtxXEGE8[/video]
 
mellokitty

mellokitty

Moderatrix of Journals
Matt Rize said:
so pretty much: get a 9-5. do whatever she says, or it ain't working out. great...
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no, no, no, NO!! that is some pretty glib shite my friend. (although, i have heard some *horror* stories - chicks you just wanna go smack out because they give us all a bad name.....)
ladies are truly like wine, in so many ways - a shitty wine isn't worth the $5 you spent on it and in fact you wish you could take back the time you spent drinking it, but a good wine is, well, priceless, no matter the dollar value, and you enjoy every bit, even the tannic aftertaste.

it's simply this (and i realize this might be a tall order): you need to find a girl grower, or, failing that (because we *are kind of few and far between), teach your girl how to grow. that way mellokitty will have more company on riu.

seriously though, it's win-win. if she doesn't even want to learn how to grow, you're probably wasting your time. if she really wants to learn but she sucks at it, perhaps think twice about having children with her. if it turns out she's a great grower, even if you end up splitting, a) you have the satisfaction of having sent another grower into the world, and b) most growers aren't likely to rat out their own mentor. (<- and, btw, i don't care what gender you are, a rat is a fucking rat.)
 
d6520

d6520

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Gadaffiduck said:
maybe it's about time you introduce her to your backhand
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lmao... dam dude... i had the same problem with my girl... so i decided to just rent a spot just for my cannabis... she dont know where the spot is at and less problems for me...
 
bushybush

bushybush

New Member
You poor fucking bastards. Thank god I've got a dope ass chick. I took her walk-in closet AND her linen closet. She thinks my botanical knowledge is sexy and always says stuff like, "babe, just keep doin whatever it is you're doing to get this awesome fucking weed! Pass me a brownie please." or "Do you want any help transplanting?". Sorry, I guess I'm not really helping, but more rubbing it in.

PS, is her name Camile? Cause she sounds like an ex-girlfriend of mine exactly. Notice I said EX.
 
i<3

i<3

Active Member
man i get you.......... just lay it on the table,
stay cool/relaxed.... just chill and dont add lighter fluid....
and when she yells (reverse psycology lesson) speak in a low voice....and she'll lower hers to listen to you..... dont raise your voice.... keep it at the same steady noise level... as if you had a normal/quiet conversation.....try it trust me... it works !!!
and like the others said,remind here you have kids.and imagine wtf they will grow up to be under yelling and screaming........... when i was 7 my mom got in a fight with my ex exstepdad (first of 3) and he kicked the ass out of a table.... it got stuck in my head, even 12 years later....
finaly, i wouldn't recommend to choose either weed or chick(wife). cause its gonna ruin the kids life trust me from experience.......
ps if you'd like to know what happened to me pm me.....
PS2:im over the legal age to be on this forum
 
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grokillaz

Active Member
Matt Rize said:
can we have some insight from the RIU women?

Every woman I've been with has eventually had a problem with the herb. At first they love the free weed, the fact that the garden pays their rent, and they get paid to trim... effing good deal imo, especially considering I'm a former chef and ocd cleaner.

But then they starting hating. Either because I use the garden as an excuse to not hang out with her friends (hehe, guilty as charged). Or that they want some of the space to grow non-cannabis plants (tripping!). Or that they want to get a 9-5 like normal folks. This one asked to turn half my grow space into storage for her snow gear. That makes no effing sense but these girls today take sharing a home way too literally.

They all ask: how much longer are you going to be doing this? I tell them, til I'm dead is that a problem? It usually is.

What's up with the girls today? no disrespect intended :)
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Damm straight
 
d6520

d6520

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i<3 said:
man i get you.......... just lay it on the table,
stay cool/relaxed.... just chill and dont add lighter fluid....
and when she yells (reverse psycology lesson) speak in a low voice....and she'll lower hers to listen to you..... dont raise your voice.... keep it at the same steady noise level... as if you had a normal/quiet conversation.....try it trust me... it works !!!
and like the others said,remind here you have kids.and imagine wtf they will grow up to be under yelling and screaming........... when i was 7 my mom got in a fight with my ex exstepdad (first of 3) and he kicked the ass out of a table.... it got stuck in my head, even 12 years later....
finaly, i wouldn't recommend to choose either weed or chick(wife). cause its gonna ruin the kids life trust me from experience.......
ps if you'd like to know what happened to me pm me.....
PS2:im over the legal age to be on this forum
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i belive using this technique just makes u look like a bitch nigga... if i were to use this with my girl that bitch would take advantage and just grow balls and get louder and louder... all i got to tell my girl is shut up bitch... she gets all emotional cause i called her like that... i go to sleep and by the morning i wake up and that bitch is hugging me...ha ha dumb bitch
 
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grokillaz

Active Member
d6520 said:
i belive using this technique just makes u look like a bitch nigga... if i were to use this with my girl that bitch would take advantage and just grow balls and get louder and louder... all i got to tell my girl is shut up bitch... she gets all emotional cause i called her like that... i go to sleep and by the morning i wake up and that bitch is hugging me...ha ha dumb bitch
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Ya weird how that works. A lot of times she can be a real bitch at night and in the morning she wakes me up to lay the pipe down.
 
Matt Rize

Matt Rize

Hashmaster
donmagicjuan said:
my girls cool with it, but i just found out shes got mouth herpes!!
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guess that's better than genital herpes. Don't kiss her if her lips are not perfect, even chapped could be the start of a sore.

I need a good grower girl, mkitty is right. That's why I moved to CA.
 
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