Kodank Moment
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I hate sharks. I'm gonna put a laser on my head. Swim into the ocean. And fuck shit up.
Segway Police
- Thread starter Derple
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Dizzle Frost
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Id like to say id be right next to you lazzing sharks..bu ti dont wanna get that close. Im more of a laser shark sniper i guess LOL ill long range kill em ...you can get up close and toss their salad LOL
StonedPony
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[video=youtube;wjldrPLX7Pg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjldrPLX7Pg&feature=related[/video]
Don't forget the midgets!
Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...yeah that's cool all right.
Segway cop chasing a fatty on a rascal scooter firing lasers at them...driven by a midget cop!? Fucking EPIC!
Dizzle Frost
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ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! fukin A !
now were rockin ...add a midget to the party and its a bash!
MellowHaze
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Agreed man
MellowHaze
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Dizzle Frost
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I think we should hire WeeMan for that role
secretweapon
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Yea I don't fuck with people on segways or ppl with fanny packs.
MellowHaze
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I'd rather them be on segways than on footYea I don't fuck with people on segways or ppl with fanny packs.
Dizzle Frost
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You guys think thier segways have NOS? i mean they gotta be souped up a lil
Kodank Moment
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If you had your own segway....could you race them legally?
MellowHaze
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haha pimp my segway!
Dizzle Frost
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man that would be tight...a segway racing association! "Genetlemen......stand on your segways!!!!! "
lets call Xzibit..i heard he needs a job
MellowHaze
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"I can see your a midget so I pimped your segway with a stool"
StonedPony
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[video=youtube;FLk5nXnLzxw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLk5nXnLzxw&feature=pyv&ad=3001199588&kw=midget&gclid=CI-Jh-K126gCFQjs7QodBCHPgA[/video]