Feeding Your Plant With Breastmilk?

[Carlos24]

ok so breast milk has a neutral ph and no chlorine or anything to contaminate it...anyone ever tried feeding their plant with breast milk or heard of it?

 

[Gastanker]

turns your plant into a werewolf that targets virgins. I would avoid it unless you have a surplus of wooden stakes. (or virgins)

breast milk really doesn't offer the plants anything other than calcium. the bacteria that would feed off the spoiling milk are not beneficial either as the ones you want feed off of carbon and nitrogen and not proteins.

 

[Carlos24]

lmao! haha

i see thanks have you tried it before?

 

[hellraizer30]

Anybody that would feed there plants breast milk is crazy

 

[Carlos24]

well im going to try it seems like breast milk has alot of proteins and carbs

 

[tip top toker]

Because plants have the same nutritional requirements as babies do...

 

[fdd2blk]

Because plants have the same nutritional requirements as babies do...

only until it shows preflowers.

 

[Carlos24]

mmm im going to try it usually breastmilk spoils in 3 days..so ill just feed my plants every two days..im going to do a test on 3 diff plants one with water and nutes and the other with just breastmilk and the other with breastmilk and nutes..call me crazy u never know i might get sum fat ass frosty nuggs

 

[tip top toker]

only until it shows preflowers.

Then i guess you hit it hard with some bathtub moonshine?

Sorry fab, don't use the email adress linked to RIU so am never aware when it fills up

 

[Harrekin]

This has to be a troll post, seriously, breastmilk? Its about as unsuitable for plants as you could possibly get...

 

[tip top toker]

We all laugh at the idea of a bloke stood pissing on his plants, now i've jhust an image of some blond in the grow cab tits out just going nuts

 

[Harrekin]

We all laugh at the idea of a bloke stood pissing on his plants, now i've jhust an image of some blond in the grow cab tits out just going nuts

I agree man, your assumption of "blonde" wouldve been my assumption too!

 

[tip top toker]

Haha, nope, i julst like blondes so when i thoguht of a woman throwing her tits around the grow room i was picturing a blonde from experience they're all rather special creatures

 

[toastycookies]

breast milk is the best milk!

 

[Razztafarai]

How do you go from being a sane person to looking into your grow tent and thinking "You know what... I think my plants could do with some breast milk! Could get some frosty nugs" ?!

Absolutely bonkers

 

[tip top toker]

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had to

Now i'm just thinking an infertile woman desperate to have some beneficial use from her titties oh alcohol makes me a bad person.

 

[Wetdog]

oh alcohol makes me a bad person.

That made me spit beer all over my keyboard and monitor!

Wet

 

[Carlos24]

you guys are all a bunch of haters! go ahead laugh no hard feelings.. but this is what breast milk has
Fat
total (g/100 ml) 4.2
fatty acids - length 8C (% ) trace
polyunsaturated fatty acids (%) 14
Protein (g/100 ml)
total 1.1
casein 0.4 0.3
a-lactalbumin 0.3
lactoferrin 0.2
IgA 0.1
IgG 0.001
lysozyme 0.05
serum albumin 0.05
ß-lactoglobulin -
Carbohydrate (g/100 ml)
lactose 7
oligosaccharides 0.5
Minerals (g/100 ml)
calcium 0.03
phosphorus 0.014
sodium 0.015
potassium 0.055
chlorine 0.043

 

[Carlos24]

i want to know if anyone has tried it or heard of it? if not ill be testing it

 

[alotaball]

this guy cant read lol .. Do it .. but atleast a gallon to a pot .. that way the limbs stay super strong like bones. make sure you dont flush because maybe they like cheese too?