Nastiest Thing Ever Happened During Sex

oscarmiya

oscarmiya

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lol mattso... Man.. I dont know if this is true or not but my cousin told me he was bangin his old girl in the ass and when he pulled out it was just left gappin open but... lol he said a turd.. fully shaped just like popped out and by the time she reacted it just cut it off and fell on the bed.

So gross it scared me just hearing it. Made me laugh my ass off though.. but for real that is fuckin gross, but how could you not just be like, "What.... the.... fuck just happend? hell no, did you just shit a turd on the bed... The HELL if I am cleaning that up." Like.. how do you laugh that off and play like it never happend?? lol
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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oscarmiya said:
lol mattso... Man.. I dont know if this is true or not but my cousin told me he was bangin his old girl in the ass and when he pulled out it was just left gappin open but... lol he said a turd.. fully shaped just like popped out and by the time she reacted it just cut it off and fell on the bed.

So gross it scared me just hearing it. Made me laugh my ass off though.. but for real that is fuckin gross, but how could you not just be like, "What.... the.... fuck just happend? hell no, did you just shit a turd on the bed... The HELL if I am cleaning that up." Like.. how do you laugh that off and play like it never happend?? lol
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Nothing kills the moment for me more than, GAPING ass on porn. :spew:.
 
ScarletteSky

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fdd2blk said:
she was on top. takin' it home. full strokes. it popped out. she came down HARD. folded it right in half. i had a knot on it for 6 months. straight up broke me.
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0_o did you get the eggplant syndrome? I heard it was painful and it happens when your dick breaks in half basically. Did your weenis swell up and turn purple?!
 
ScarletteSky

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*sigh* Where should I fucking start? Ok, let me start with my first b/f. Who while giving me some great oral action, fucking couldn't hold a fart in to save his life. I swear, right in the middle of everything too. 90 seconds of horror. Needless to say, I didn't finish. I was pretending to laugh too hard. *shakes head*


In a freak twist, the person I am with now, after having some hot cow girl riding sex, farts after I finish and while I am still on top of him. I felt the air......it was aweful.



I feel like there is another one someone like that....but I don't remember......perhaps I will later.
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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ScarletteSky said:
*sigh* Where should I fucking start? Ok, let me start with my first b/f. Who while giving me some great oral action, fucking couldn't hold a fart in to save his life. I swear, right in the middle of everything too. 90 seconds of horror. Needless to say, I didn't finish. I was pretending to laugh too hard. *shakes head*


In a freak twist, the person I am with now, after having some hot cow girl riding sex, farts after I finish and while I am still on top of him. I felt the air......it was aweful.



I feel like there is another one someone like that....but I don't remember......perhaps I will later.
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Im about to give up and turn lesbian.
 
MsMILFweed

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jamiemichelle said:
Someone pissed on me in the shower once...even though it was in the shower I still felt it was a tad disrespectful... same guy spit on my pussy while he was eating me out... I slapped him on the side of his head... I didnt need any lubrication and we're not in an effen porno.
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Now wtf is it with men that they think sex has to be done like in a porno?? Eww, that was disrespectful.
 
kayasgarden

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i have bloody sex all the time i love fuckin on the rag, glad the hubby doent mind it we would both be missing out:)
 
oscarmiya

oscarmiya

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jamiemichelle said:
I bet.:blsmoke:
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lol Gappin assholes are def. a turn off in a porno, some poeple may like it but I find that shit repulsive... I kinda think a gappin open pussy is a little blah too... Don't get me wrong here, just saying I would prefer it stay's closed.

About the whole disrespectful spitting issue... When a girls blowin a dude, it's kinda hot to have her spit on it, not to mention the lubrication only makes things better. I am sure that is/was the mind-set of any respectable man, definatley not out of disgust or disrespect... unless the jackass lets like a loogey go... I am a guy and I would THINK it would be more disrespectful for a girl to take a load in the face rather than a little spit on the snatch? The spitting was done with good intentions and only for your pleasure. No harm or disrespect I am sure was involved or intended... unless again I am just completely underestimating the men you girls get offended by...
 
jamiemichelle

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oscarmiya said:
lol Gappin assholes are def. a turn off in a porno, some poeple may like it but I find that shit repulsive... I kinda think a gappin open pussy is a little blah too... Don't get me wrong here, just saying I would prefer it stay's closed.

About the whole disrespectful spitting issue... When a girls blowin a dude, it's kinda hot to have her spit on it, not to mention the lubrication only makes things better. I am sure that is/was the mind-set of any respectable man, definatley not out of disgust or disrespect... unless the jackass lets like a loogey go... I am a guy and I would THINK it would be more disrespectful for a girl to take a load in the face rather than a little spit on the snatch? The spitting was done with good intentions and only for your pleasure. No harm or disrespect I am sure was involved or intended... unless again I am just completely underestimating the men you girls get offended by...
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Yes, Gaping vaginas are nasty too.

And I dont really get offended by much but ya for some reason Id rather have other things done to my snatch to get it wet, than having it spit on.
 
oscarmiya

oscarmiya

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jamiemichelle said:
Yes, Gaping vaginas are nasty too.

And I dont really get offended by much but ya for some reason Id rather have other things done to my snatch to get it wet, than having it spit on.
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Lol like what? j/k... I hear ya. After reading your original post I was like.. uh oh.. I've done that lol.. I didn't ever get any girls Wet by USING spit to begin with, only when I was down, toung crazy did I 'add' a little extra to the mix... We all have our pet peve's/preferences and that is understandable. I had to justify myself by atleast posting the fact I am sure he ment no disrespect or harm.
 
pinksensa

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jamiemichelle said:
Yah if you pissed on me you would get a knee straight to the nuts... Although I have been pissed on...in the shower... not too happy...
Some dude I dated always said shit like "you can pee on me if you want that would be sexy"

WTF.... NO FUCKING THANK YOU!
I mean, then what after the piss absorbs in his bed his room is gonna reek of urine...

Weirdo.
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Jamie jamie jamie you piss on them in the tub make them get on there hands and knees then you stand in front of them put one leg up on the side of the tub and let her rip.......wink wink
 
oscarmiya

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lmao.. that is fucking disgusting. Pardon my language but if some bitch purposly pissed on me, I would flip. Pink Sensa huh? What style?
 
jamiemichelle

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pinksensa said:
Jamie jamie jamie you piss on them in the tub make them get on there hands and knees then you stand in front of them put one leg up on the side of the tub and let her rip.......wink wink
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HAhaha... well that would be an option if I were still, you know... having sex. hahh. I am becoming completely content with being alone.
 
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