Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?
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Tenner
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I wish I had a doob! Peace out
Tenner
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Nah its not around here either but I happned to spot this guys poppies and noticed how big the bulbs were
I`m not sure if I wanna try heroin but there won`t be a reason to be honest. Just plain comfort and sitting around, thats all. Not the sort of thing I wanna do.
cannabis420420
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Tenner
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Wow man!! Well I drank wine when I was about 7the first time i ever smoked the good green ganja when i was like 9 LOLOL
My dad was making me sing the national anthem and giving it me lolz Fucking patriotic that is
cannabis420420
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lmfao fucking funny shit LOL i could't drink wine when i was younger lol it was horrible LOL only good old vodka LOLWow man!! Well I drank wine when I was about 7
ThE sAtIvA hIgH
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well this one time i had my sister bent over her bunk bead , and my dad walked in , we thought we was in for a telling off but he just sat in the corner with a blanket over his bottom half ........ive never quite worked out what was going on yet ?
Tenner
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Brother on sister :O
jimmy jones
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I once fucked a one legged midget. Story behind it isn't that great (jager) but I figured the act itself was worth sharing.
thump easy
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i got two or three good ones, one about a girl i tricks into taken the day after pill because she wanted to trap my ass for hit the punanie so good i tricked her with the day after pill n told her it was muscle relaxer n she snorted it, its funny n well she ended up pregnant the jokes was on me... two the tyme i was at the mary picfort n i walked into this tower that has bells n i got cought geting head red handed all i could say to the two girls about twenty four was hie ladies how r u doing... hahahah while i ziped up hahahaha n my girl at the tym was yelling COM ON LETS GO Y ARE U TRYING TO HOLD A CONVERSATION ya they were over weight n white no that isnt bad but thier faces just got realy red...... well shit what was i supose to say........ hahahahaha another tym i was supose to have a threee sum i nevor ever have i could have a few tyms i guess it wasnt in my destany to do so cuz it nevor went down but let me write all this in detail.... another tym i flew to new mexico n i ended up get cought fucking buy the mom red handed n she knocked on the door n told me to come get my close of the kitchen table shit in the heat of the moment i has just throwning my close everywere their seem to be a trail of close leading to the bedroom starting from the living room n for some reason i took my boxers of n threw them i didnt think they landed on the kitchen table so i had to fucken go out man in a towl n get the shit.... n then she cought us on her bed straight tearing it up she must have tymed it on purpuse she was young u know how that goes but please let me intertain u with detail its some funny ass shit.... i got called into work today so i have to leave.... but ill hit u guys up tonight k... have a great day...
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I've seen somebody give there 3 year old daughters a sip of 100 proof captain morgan.The younger one of the two took it down like it was nothing but the oldest face was so funny when a drop hit her tounge lol.Wow man!! Well I drank wine when I was about 7
