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tip top toker

tip top toker

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What's the simplest way to become self employed? Or do you guys simply not bother with any of that stuff? Doing my head in, work won't up my hours uless i go self employed the greedy cunts, but i can't be fucked with setting up a company and registering and giving lots of details and addresses and such, i don't consent, they can fuck off.
 
bamslayer

bamslayer

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dura72 said:
shit mate, your trying to fish around where seals are!!! good luck wae that buddy, those fuckers are experts and the fish that escape them are liable to be too fuckin smart tae be caught wae sum bait!! ahd have a wee saunter around lookin for a quieter spot although what i will say is that if there are seals there then there are definetly fish as well. im not sure if seals feed at particular times of the day.
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lol true that,they wont take anythin not caught a fukin thing in weeks
 
bamslayer

bamslayer

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tip top toker said:
What's the simplest way to become self employed? Or do you guys simply not bother with any of that stuff? Doing my head in, work won't up my hours uless i go self employed the greedy cunts, but i can't be fucked with setting up a company and registering and giving lots of details and addresses and such, i don't consent, they can fuck off.
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u dont have t register or tell them fukall man,register urself self employed and u pay like 20 quid national insurance every quarter n thats all.you can still work part time or full on the side but defs go self employed if u can mate
 
bamslayer

bamslayer

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you can put nearlyu every expense in your life thru your business which offsets any tax you owe,if you tell them you made profit that is...not that i would know anything of this topic or would condone that shniz lol
 
Gavstar76

Gavstar76

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Hey guys this is my first post and first grow. Green round here is terrible £140 for shite full of stick and damp as fook or £10 a g or the peng as the chavs call it cheese/ak and such but normally as wet and full of stick as there normal pants. Thats why me and the missus decided to grow in the first place. we got a largish bud tent thats 1.2x2x2, a gt604 with eight 3-3 1/2 foot girls in and one 1 1/2 foot struggler as not getting enough light, a 6in inline fan with carbon filter (suprisingly quite considering), two small fans inside to circulate air and one 12 inch fan outside to force new air into the tent through a small hole at the bottom. I also have a small cfl and propagater for seedlings and clones. I am using canna for veg and flowering along with Dr Hornbys Big Bud. Vegged for 4 weeks and started my 3rd week of flowering yesterday and it already looks like i have tiny bud sites growing where colas will be. Got justfeminized cheese seeds and although i killed 1 by being to heavy handed when transplanting to NFT all the other 9 are female and looking good. Topped 3 out of 8 to see what difference it will make.After this grow i will be adding another tray,light and a light rail and only putting 6 girls a tray to give them plenty of room. They all look pretty healthy plants athough a bit yellow in some of the pics but thats just the light lol. Any help always welcome and catch you guys and gals soon :)

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Gavstar76

Gavstar76

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Eskimo breaks down in wales and rings the R.A.C.
After a quick look under the bonnet the R.A.C guy says sorry mate you have blown a seal.
To which he replies you fuck sheep but i bet you would still get your car fixed at the side of the road
:)
 
dura72

dura72

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tip top toker said:
National insurance contributions is a fucking scam. grrr.
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national what? is that anything like that ring cum tax i hear people mentioning????.....think i'll try set up as self employed exotic pharmacist.......that'll be the bloody day!!! they'd need tae march a fuckin platoon full o S.A.S intae ma hoose tae get a fuckin bean fae me. they can all go and fuck themselves. let the country feed you . GOD BLESS THE QUEEN AND THE WELFARE STATE.
 
del66666

del66666

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dura72 said:
national what? is that anything like that ring cum tax i hear people mentioning????.....think i'll try set up as self employed exotic pharmacist.......that'll be the bloody day!!! they'd need tae march a fuckin platoon full o S.A.S intae ma hoose tae get a fuckin bean fae me. they can all go and fuck themselves. let the country feed you . GOD BLESS THE QUEEN AND THE WELFARE STATE.
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the welfare state is for the chop...............starve the poor....
 
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mad dog bark

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easy all. shatered after ufc night. sod the over padded boxing shite. hope none u wasted time watching haye wen some amazing k.os on ufc last night. still buzzing after watching fader beaten and the axe murderer spanked in seconds
 
dura72

dura72

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Little Johnny was sitting in Beginning Sex Ed class one day when the teacher drew a picture of a penis on the board. "Does anyone know what this is?" She asked. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sure, my daddy has two of them!" "Two of them?!" the teacher asked. "Yeah. He has a little one that he uses to pee with and a big one that he uses to brush mommy's teeth!"
 
hannahh

hannahh

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any one grew outdoor plants in uk? i have decided to experiment n put 1 of my girls out side, she is 2foot tall and jus starting to bud, but i got so many plants in my grow she wasnt getting enuff lights..si i am going to see what the uk sun can do.. day one been lovely start been so hot over hear, hopefully my plant will get some decent buds? any one already done this?
 
dura72

dura72

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hope yer swaetinf yer baws aff stuck in the office billy. think ah,ll just potter around today and set up my grow room, it's nuthin too complex but it'll require a few days to build and properly set up, im not doin it half arsed so i'd rather take my time and do it well. not starting any seed or owt till next wednesday after my court case but i want every think in place so's when i walk back in the seeds will be immediately put into germination and thats me away!!!!ah canny fuckin wait.
 
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