Drug test......which route to take?

[a dog named chico]

So I got a job offer (well not officially..but close) and i have a mental delema when it comes to the drug test...

I am 25, 170lbs, about 6'...regular smoker (about 2 grams a day) although my smoking has been more like 5 grams a week due to not having money.

I do have my card but i am afraid to tell the testing facility i use per doctors recommendation. So the other option is trying to flush and the thought of putting down IBProfin and Naproxen (as they may cause a false positive) to cover me if they test for under 50ng/ml

I think i have about 1-1/2 to 2 weeks before i will have to drop...do you think this is enough? or should i just throw myself to the mercy of the testing facility?

it is a sales job at a big box store if that matters but i really need the job...i have been working small odd jobs but need a full timer

 

[tristynhawk]

i am a pro at passing drug test's i have passed 20+ test's in the past 2 -3 years. All you need is a drink called puriclean it's made by OMNI quit smoking 36-48 hrs. before test and drink the drink about 3 hour's before test. and piss as often as possible drink some water if you have to make you piss. After about five pisses you should be clean. I alway's buy a hometest and testy before i take test. Once your clean your good for 8hrs.

hope this helps you bro.. i know how shitty it is to smoke and work it's a bitch.

 

[tristynhawk]

there are many other brands but i have only used this one and it's worked so this is all i trust.

 

[a dog named chico]

I was looking at the 'Ready Clean' products but after reading online it said that they simply raise creatine and nitrate levels to mask the THC....Also they may require additional testing is they feel the test is hiding something..or so i have been told.

I am drinking water and am totally abstaining until the test...figures crossed everyone

 

[racerboy71]

i'd just drop the $30 on some quick fix and smoke on the drive to the ua.. forget all about messing around with all of those detox drinks as they're much to risky imo, and i've had great success with the synthetic stuff like quick fix and others..

 

[tristynhawk]

i can't use synthetic's cause they watch me piss but the drink i mentioned has never failed me or my friend's just test first to know when your clean. It takes a few pisses.

 

[closetgrower69]

i use "The stuff" chewable tablets and they work in 40 minutes. It's pretty cheap too, around 15 bucks. Good luck with the test!!!!

 

[a dog named chico]

Thanks for the info folks....I was also thinking about Synthetic or possibly asking a clean friend to supply...but if i can do it myself it would be preferred... Man i am so worried, talked to another friend and they said drink 2 liters of water 30 min prior and i should be golden....

 

[a dog named chico]

Found this site...look pretty legit, also confirms what the friend told me
http://www.ureasample.com/pass_a_drug_test_tutorial/pass_a_drug_test_4-6b.shtml

6.1.1 Water:
Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything gets serious.

 

[tristynhawk]

Thanks for the info folks....I was also thinking about Synthetic or possibly asking a clean friend to supply...but if i can do it myself it would be preferred... Man i am so worried, talked to another friend and they said drink 2 liters of water 30 min prior and i should be golden....

water won't work

 

[wayno30]

if they dont watch someone elses piss is the way to go i like baby bottle bags got a lil bitty pocket knife with the belt clip thing i stick it right down the front clip it on the tighty whities ......but u gotta keep it warm they usually test temperature

 

[Metasynth]

Yeah, I used my brothers piss, put it in a ziploc bag, duct tapes the shit outta it, and shoved it up inbetween my nutsack and thigh to keep it body temp...Took the test, poked a little hole in the bag with a pocket knife, some in the cup, some in the toilet, and shoved the empty bag under the sole of my shoe...thats when they didn't watch, which most "job" test sites don't watch. For the tests where they watched, I stopped smoking 3 days before the test...Went to GNC or some other vitamin store and got pure cranberry extract pills...500mg each...and I took 10 a day starting 3 days before the test, finished 'em off on the day of the test, and pissed clean for 2 court ordered drug tests after smoking 3 days before each test. The one time I used a detox drink, I failed my test and didn't get a management position because of it, but I think I didn't use it correctly (didn't piss enough before the test)

 

[tristynhawk]

Yea the key to the drinks is pissing enough before hand, but like i said it helps to test yourself first then you know.

 

[Metasynth]

Well, luckily pretty much everyone I work under now knows that I'm the raging pothead of the facility, and as long as I'm not caught smoking on the job by a customer I'm cool...My chef even lets me take "smoke" breaks when it's slow...though thats not good practice and try to refrain from smoking at work...but this is the job I used my bro's piss for, and I've been here 3.5 years so far.

 

[tristynhawk]

dont pee in the toilet

??????????

 

[Little Tommy]

Many facilities are now testing for products that mask as well as the chemical compounds themselves. It is a real gamble these days. Good Luck.

 

[Jesushasdreads]

i got a wizz-o-nator immitation thing. it is designed so testing companies cant profile you genetically and is not made to pass a urinanalysis to test for drugs. but by its design it is perfectly suited for your application. pass a drug test stoned with this thing

 

[a dog named chico]

dont pee in the toilet

Huh??

Cranberry Pills are another option....well like i said i have quit smoking as of two days ago...I have been drinking water and working the heavy bag..jogging in place whenever i can (kinda weird if you saw me in public)...I have literally $12 to my name so going out and buying products isn't in the cards...I just have to get myself below 50ng/ml...also heard taking 4 aspirin would help on an EMIT test (which i am 99.9% sure they are doing) ...I should be hearing more in the next couple of days telling me when and where the test will go down.

 

[tristynhawk]

sweat and water and two weeks clean maybe good luck man

 

[zer0ed]

a friend of mine tried this.
http://www.quickfixurine.com/

and he passed with flying colors. it was also for a job.

and ive also heard other friends swear by synthetic urine.

if i was you, thats what i would do.
Fuck trying to use your dirty urine, and fuck messing with your body to try to pass.

But also, if your going to go with the "drink a shitload of water" method. then i heard you should take a shit load of vitamin E a couple of hours before the test. to make your urine yellow. because if you piss clear i heard some places will fail you.

also alot of places know if you diluted by drinking tons of water. and could also make you retest.
(they measure all the other levels of things in your urine, and if everything comes out low, they will know)