Drug test......which route to take?

like i said before i make a shit load of money in my profession, and without the drinks i wouldn't be able to work. 80% of my tests they watch me piss in the cup, Don't feel sorry for me cause i don't live in fear. I bring him over 3000 a week im very happy.

Oh i thought we were talking probation bullshit..jobs testing im all good for..i own a pharmacy and can't have junkies working there..but the govt doing it to control people other than job requirements pisses me off..but i do feel mj should get a free pass..but i don't want some dude popping xanaxs after shooting up then he's gonna drive a train. .Im just glad i don't have to piss for anyone..i guess is my point..wait i don't have a point just random thoughts...good luck tho

I'm on probation and have been debating whether or not getting a med card would get me out of testing, anyone have any experience with this sort of situation?

devolve0 said:

I'm on probation and have been debating whether or not getting a med card would get me out of testing, anyone have any experience with this sort of situation?

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I think that it is up to your probation officer whether or not a positive mj result would bring you any trouble. One of my patients is currently on probation and has to drop once a month. The first time my patient had to meet with the PO he brought his paperwork and hard card with him, the PO made copies of everything for his files, and now each month when he drops dirty for mj there is no consequences. They currently use a 3 panel for his test which is marijuana, cocaine, and opiates, and obviously he still cant be dirty of the latter two. My advice would be to ask your PO how their department is handling probationers with a MMMJ card and go from there.

Yeah from what I hear it's really all up to your PO, I have a meeting with mine on the 6th so ill bring it up then, might make a doctors appointment beforehand.

@tristynhawk , i have a piss test tomarrow and i have the puriclean x2 detox kit, is their any tips or instructions that will aid me in passing my test, I'm a little nervous and just want some tips from a pro you know. Like i hit some wax 4 days ago and just want to be sure this kit is legit.

Quick fix all the way. There is another product out there that is freeze dried human urine powder that you mix a heat before hand. I have used that to.

I just got a new job and told them a drug test would be pointless because the only test I ever failed out of 20+ was the one I actually pissed in to the cup,and the mro at the testing company called me to ask if I had or have cancer because my cannabinoid levels where off the charts and I actually quit for 2 days before that lol!

Resinxtractor said:

Quick fix all the way. There is another product out there that is freeze dried human urine powder that you mix a heat before hand. I have used that to.

I just got a new job and told them a drug test would be pointless because the only test I ever failed out of 20+ was the one I actually pissed in to the cup,and the mro at the testing company called me to ask if I had or have cancer because my cannabinoid levels where off the charts and I actually quit for 2 days before that lol!

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This post makes no sense

qwizoking said:

This post makes no sense

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Must be the iso.

I just got a new job and told them a drug test would be pointless because the only test I ever failed out of 20+ was the one I actually pissed in to the cup,and the mro at the testing company called me to ask if I had or have cancer because my cannabinoid levels where off the charts and I actually quit for 2 days before that lol!





Maybe if you elaborate ..
The only test you failed was one you actually took?
Who woulda thunk

Telling them you'll fail won't get you a pass

They aren't gonna ask if you have cancer..they don't care why you use illegal drugs or drugs not allowed in your profession



And obviously quitting 2 days before is a def pass







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No bruh the point is my employer does not care I was fucking high at the interview. They knew I was a chronic stoner before they hired me.

And 2 days is def not a pass lol. and yes the only test I failed was the one I actually pissed into the plastic cup. The rest of the time I dumped quick fix in the cup 100% sucess rate.

Point is I'm just honest to my employer and tried to save them time and money on a drug test that I am going to fail if I don't cheat.

Glad you work for an employer that allows that

I used a product called urine-luck last few times and passed with flying colors. Just squirt some in the cup and the rest in the toilet.

I used my lady's urine, they told me I was pregnant! I asked what kinda days off do I get after I have the baby lol!

Peace

a dog named chico said:

So I got a job offer (well not officially..but close) and i have a mental delema when it comes to the drug test...

I am 25, 170lbs, about 6'...regular smoker (about 2 grams a day) although my smoking has been more like 5 grams a week due to not having money.

I do have my card but i am afraid to tell the testing facility i use per doctors recommendation. So the other option is trying to flush and the thought of putting down IBProfin and Naproxen (as they may cause a false positive) to cover me if they test for under 50ng/ml

I think i have about 1-1/2 to 2 weeks before i will have to drop...do you think this is enough? or should i just throw myself to the mercy of the testing facility?

it is a sales job at a big box store if that matters but i really need the job...i have been working small odd jobs but need a full timer

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Raw Apple cider vinegar with "The Mother" 2 days before UT take a shot every hour while drinking as much H2o as u can till your piss is white. Only problem is ots the worst tasting liquid ever!

phaquetoo said:

I used my lady's urine, they told me I was pregnant! I asked what kinda days off do I get after I have the baby lol!

Peace

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I've heard about 10 people perpetuate this myth....

Motorbuds said:

I've heard about 10 people perpetuate this myth....

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Just trying a little humor! of course that didnt happen to me, im pretty sure it prob happened to some crack head or meth head though lol!

I used to use a 5 day clense, you can get them at gnc or wallmart or rite aid in the gnc isle, they have a 2 day and a 5 day clense, it has little packages in it for lunch breakfast and dinner,

The packs have golden seal root and a few other natural meds than clense your body of all toxins, once you do the 2 or 5 day kit, your clensed, nothing ilegal will be detected in your body if you dont use anything before your test, you will stay clean as long as you dont use anything, they cost 38 to 40 bucks, same price as most of them that you have to do your urine screen within a few hrs or you fail. you dont fail with these clensers, I always buy a thc test kit to make sure I pass it before I go!

Im glad I dont have to worry about that shtuff no more!

Peace