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DoobieBrother

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Morning all :-)
Last night's outburst was due to me categorizing my jars of smokes as to their effect.
The Northern Berry is guaranteed to bring on the munchies, and gives a definite mind high.
Some of the jars of the MTF are heavy couch lock, some mind high, and some are a mixture.
I avoided the couch lock stuff last night, and the horror show you saw was the result.
:-)
 

Bobotrank

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Just saw this, and could not resist. Fuck the TSA lol

Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down

NASHVILLE INT’L AIRPORT — A Wyoming man walked through a TSA checkpoint with a raging erection on Tuesday, daring TSA officers and even fellow passengers to give him an invasive pat down.



“I’m next,” Warren Kelvin, 34, screamed as he pushed to the front of the security line. According to TSA officials, Kelvin had ingested two Viagra and wore sweatpants without boxers for his Southwest flight from Nashville to Phoenix.

“I thought he was carrying a baton in his pants,” said Amanda Watershed, second shift supervisor of the A Terminal at Nashville International Airport. “Nope… That was his penis.”

Even though TSA officials allowed Kelvin to initially pass through security without the controversial pat down, the passenger on more than one occasion got back in line until he felt that he had been thoroughly inspected. Kelvin finally got the invasive pat down by 38-year-old officer Duncan Allbright after 80 minutes and four trips through security.

“Even after we let him pass through he kept walking out of the terminal and getting back in line,” said Watershed. “Finally, Duncan had to bite the bullet for everyone and do a thorough screening of him in a private [security] room.”

Allbright, a 14-year veteran of airport security, announced his retirement shortly after Kelvin boarded the plane. “I’m going home to take a shower and make love to my wife,” said Allbright as he got into his car. “This job isn’t for me. I’ve suddenly lost my passion for touching strangers.”

U.S Homeland Security director Janet Napolitano dismissed concerns that more TSA officers would quit or that more travelers would take similar measures to get their “jollies”. “I am hoping this is an isolated incident. If flights were a lot cheaper, I could see more people doing this,” said Napolitano, “but with the cost of airplane fuel rising, I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled.”

Calls to TSA headquarters went unanswered, as everyone there is just exhausted.

By Garrett Baldwin

Source: Man Takes Viagra, Wears Sweatpants for TSA Pat Down | The Washington Fancy
 

DoobieBrother

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quoting the fascist scumbag Janet "Smellycat" Napolitano:
"I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled."
Oh?
Perhaps $559 is a bargain?
Or $100, does that sound like a good price to be forcibly fondled or digitally strip searched?


Nor do we pay $560 to BE fondled (or digitally oggled) you flithy rag of feminine hygeine.
*unless there is a happy ending involved

Not only THAT, but she admitted to the screening procedure is nothing more than an opportunity for TSA employees to fondle strangers. TSA employees whom have admitted to having a "passion for touching strangers". That's fucked up.
Since they pay their lapdog employees, that makes them pimps, and the screeners are prostitues at the best, and perverts at least.
We, then, are forced into the role of unwilling tricks.

Those fuckwads screened my 84 year old mom who has parkinson's and can barely walk because she has a titanium pin in her hip from when she fell a few years back. She's all of 5' tall and maybe 100-lbs..
The only reason I would hope there is some bullshit deity out there with a heaven & hell is so that all TSA & Homeland (in)Security thugs would have a nice, warm place to spend eternity suffering the most horrid mental and physical tortures ever conceived of.
:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::finger::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::cuss::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::finger::cuss:
 

MaintMan

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who dat did u get my pm, also very nice esc, nice haul, i hope that my one girl gets to even a 10th of that...though the clones will be close behind...i wanted to get some noon pics. a few shots of the potted up girls and the outside girl that was finally put to pasture as it were
 

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stinkbudd1

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quoting the fascist scumbag Janet "Smellycat" Napolitano:
"I don’t think $560 roundtrip is a bargain price to get fondled."
Oh?
Perhaps $559 is a bargain?
Or $100, does that sound like a good price to be forcibly fondled or digitally strip searched?


Nor do we pay $560 to BE fondled (or digitally oggled) you flithy rag of feminine hygeine.
*unless there is a happy ending involved

Not only THAT, but she admitted to the screening procedure is nothing more than an opportunity for TSA employees to fondle strangers. TSA employees whom have admitted to having a "passion for touching strangers". That's fucked up.
Since they pay their lapdog employees, that makes them pimps, and the screeners are prostitues at the best, and perverts at least.
We, then, are forced into the role of unwilling tricks.

Those fuckwads screened my 84 year old mom who has parkinson's and can barely walk because she has a titanium pin in her hip from when she fell a few years back. She's all of 5' tall and maybe 100-lbs..
The only reason I would hope there is some bullshit deity out there with a heaven & hell is so that all TSA & Homeland (in)Security thugs would have a nice, warm place to spend eternity suffering the most horrid mental and physical tortures ever conceived of.
:finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::finger::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::cuss::finger::finger::cuss::cuss::finger::cuss:
Hey could you guys give me a break here! I worked for TSA in las vegas for over 5 years up until as recently as 2007 and let me say most are not freaks that get off on touching people for jollies as i am not and have never been..I honestly hate touching anyone but my wife in that manner you speak of but unfortunately after 911 we had a peoblem on our hands and our government did'nt know what to or how to deal with it so they put in place these bogus ass for show only policies that were intended to ease the public fear of flying when in truth hand pat downs are not very good at finding anyhting that is well hid..The machines do a way better job to a point if you get compitent people to monitor them properly..But the problem lies when the public says it wants to be protected from harms way they only mean it if it does not interfere with or discomfort them to do so..We fail see that as soon as they are discomforted in any way they cry foul but if we take the safety precautions away to ease the pain and then something goes wrong they sue
and on what grounds they were not protected..Bullshit it is fair is what its not...Just my way of seeing it from the inside out not the outside looking in...
realize as soon as these people begging to be protected get
 

stinkbudd1

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I myself would have wore then likely quit my job if i was asked to pat down shake down or harrass an 80 year old lady by anymeans other then with a simple wand that is idiotic to a point..while they are shaking grandma down they let a Timothy Mcveah walk right through smelling like horse manure and gasoline....I feel your pain doob and from working with some of these sup's i can only say they are trully ignorant..
 

DoobieBrother

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Hey could you guys give me a break here! I worked for TSA in las vegas for over 5 years up until as recently as 2007 and let me say most are not freaks that get off on touching people for jollies as i am not and have never been..I honestly hate touching anyone but my wife in that manner you speak of but unfortunately after 911 we had a peoblem on our hands and our government did'nt know what to or how to deal with it so they put in place these bogus ass for show only policies that were intended to ease the public fear of flying when in truth hand pat downs are not very good at finding anyhting that is well hid..The machines do a way better job to a point if you get compitent people to monitor them properly..But the problem lies when the public says it wants to be protected from harms way they only mean it if it does not interfere with or discomfort them to do so..We fail see that as soon as they are discomforted in any way they cry foul but if we take the safety precautions away to ease the pain and then something goes wrong they sue
and on what grounds they were not protected..Bullshit it is fair is what its not...Just my way of seeing it from the inside out not the outside looking in...
realize as soon as these people begging to be protected get
I never asked to be "protected".
And that's all I'm going to say on this subject before I make a nuisance of my myself or alienate otherwise decent people.
But I will never change my opinion on this.
 

DoobieBrother

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I would like to formerly apologize for my outburst.
My "dislike" of our federal government goes back a long, long ways.
But this is not the forum to air my grievances.
 

DST

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seriously man, that MTF is getting to you geez, lol. Now, really seriously, I am only joking, it's all good ;)

I would like to formerly apologize for my outburst.
My "dislike" of our federal government goes back a long, long ways.
But this is not the forum to air my grievances.
 
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