The UK Growers Thread!

[kevin murphy]

second package of the week so far from mr nice in italy...

 

[DST]

just so you don't think all us croissant munchers over here are full of it...some pics of the exo cheese looking...well slightly different

anorexic leaf^^^

I like eating cake leaf....^^^^

ron.

DST

Hey guys, stranger danger, DST from the continent here.

I just checked out the psyco pic above and let me tell you about my exo cut that is different from plant to plant.....I have one in a vertical scrog that looks so sativa dominant it is unreal. I have smaller ones growing in smaller screens, and they have much fatter leaves in general. I think the true shape of leaves from the plant can differ slightly from clone to clone, (and believe me, mine are all from the same cut). It's like when a plant shape depends on the medium it is growing in. A long thin pot, you are most likely to get a long thin plant. I am sure if everyone compared flowering pics the leaf shape would probably be more uniform...then again I could just be talking out of my arse due to lack of sleep......

Hope you are all good over in Blighty.

DST

 

[mr west]

well like u said d its environment init, my livers last run grew well spacky leafs only on one side of the plant like a drunk spider had drawn the outside edge with a bendy pencil lol

 

[cheddar1985]

just so you don't think all us croissant munchers over here are full of it...some pics of the exo cheese looking...well slightly different

anorexic leaf^^^

I like eating cake leaf....^^^^

ron.

DST

shit mate i ve never seen anythin like that its like its drawn all the energy from the leaf and lost its stuctured shape but not lost any colour as it deteriates and usually yellows off but from your picture it looks a healthy colour

 

[Cindyguygrower]

I saw a Liver's that had been left sitting with no fan of sfa, the main branch was tied up to a rafter with the other's hanging down and crawling along the floor ! Crazy stuff the viney gear! But again, the smoke was as good as it get's
I'm almost finnished moving house and found couple g's of liver's from May!!! Still in envelope. mmmmmm

Later's

 

[dura72]

just gotta txt from my mate askin for my lawyers number, so i asked him what the problem was......daft cunt left his door unlocked and a team of the local kids trashed his house and while there they discovered his grow, around 14 plants( not too sure exactly what and this was conducted by text so no real specifics) the little bastards rip about 4 plants too pieces and then....i swear i'm not bullshitting...they go and tell there parents what they've done, also claiming that the guy was growing 'some kind of plants under a dentists light(??!). he comes home to house full of cops and a fuckin list of charges...poor bastard has never been in bother in his life and only grows to smoke.....we think he may get off on an illegal search but we dont really know just yet.....fuckin grade 'A' bummer.

 

[kevin murphy]

wounded lad....

 

[dura72]

I took a blind date to the cinema last night.

Probably not the best place to take her.

 

[kevin murphy]

bad joke mate it would off been good idf i were smashed lol id still be laughin now haha

 

[dura72]

So Smurfette is the only female in the village and there's no sign of a Mama Smurf yet Papa Smurf still manages to father so many kids.

Am I the only one thinking Fritzl here?

 

[supersillybilly]

Answer yer phone bawbag

 

[dura72]

sorry mate, it was on silent, ahve jist seen the missed calls when i went tae phone sum1. phone me back then knob jockey

 

[tip top toker]

Doh, home from work and now i'm really quite pissed off. My Void plant seems to be utterly and completely rotten. Main cola is plain and simple fucked, insides of it is completely consumed by mould. Hopefully i'll be able to do a hash or oil run with it but GAH! Seems god doesn't want me smoking anything but cheese.

 

[kevin murphy]

if you get sumat out of it then it not a total loss mate..

 

[gaztoth]

im sure i can save her,hope so is going to be giving me a mother plant
The wee chronic im away to save lol poor thing,

 

[tip top toker]

It is when my rotation was built on that givine me a few good ou/nces as it's appearance suggested it would. Well gutted. Luckily half the plant seemsfine at this stage. Curious as to what caused it, bollocks genetics maybe Reading around it seems that it can be turned to hash safely so looks like i'm gonna ahve a huge pile of hash to get through, put half of my last harvest aside for hash as well on the basis of the void tiding me over. Dohhhh

I'm confused why you like that my plant is fucked though :s seems you'll like anything and everything for some reason.

 

[gaztoth]

I took a blind date to the cinema last night.

Probably not the best place to take her.

You should have done the hole in the bottom of the popcorn on your lap trick lol

 

[dura72]

As she lay back on the bed, naked and stroking herself, she looked at me through lust-filled eyes and murmured huskily: "Come over here and do your worst."

So I climbed onto the bed, puked on her feet, spunked in her ear, rolled over, shat the bed and fell asleep.

 

[kevin murphy]

sikk shit mate...

 

[mantiszn]

q. what's the difference between a million starving children in africa and an onion?

a. an onion can make you cry...