So how hard is it to invest with weed money?

Marlboro47

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I messed up on the title, I was closing a bank account too.
I get cigarette money from my discounts;)

What could I invest in that isn't stocks?
 

Corbat420

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gold or silver.....

gold is currently @ $1800 an OZ and rising. iots only going to go up.....

people were calling BS on this 2 years ago when i bought $5000 in gold..... i got 5 OZ's because i know a gold smith..... needless to say i have doubled my $$ in the last 2 years......
 

sonar

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I don't think anyone would notice investments under $10,000. Especially if you have a legitimate source of income to justify said investments.

I personally don't think gold is a good investment. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it is best used to protect your money from inflation.

These numbers are nowhere near accurate, but for example, let's say 10 years ago an ounce of gold went for $100. Let's also say that instead of investing that money in gold, you went out and bought a nice Rolex watch for that $100 instead. Fast forward 10 years. Let's say gold tripled to $300 an ounce. You might think "wow, I tripled my money." You sell off your gold for $300 an ounce and use that money to go out and but a really nice Rolex watch for $300. Same watch, but due to inflation it now costs $300. You might think what's the point? Point is, if you kept that $100 bill stored at home in the safe, it would now essentially be worth 1/3 of what it was worth 10 years ago because you would need $200 more to buy that same Rolex watch now.
 

XRagnorX

New Member
gold is a little shaky right now, it may well be at the top of the bubble, it will crash at some point(it has been prophesied). Gold might go up a little but I would not buy gold at this point.
Depending on how much money you are talking about makes a considerable difference.
If you have a car/truck/moto you are happy with then that's out. Myself I could use a new addition on my house and some better grow equipment.

The most serious investment I want right now and would purchase if I had excess assets would be long term storable foods. Food may become a seriously valuable asset in the near future. A secure location to store that food would also be a high priority.

So putting that all together I would build a NBC/solar bunker stock it full of food and also set it up as an awesome grow lab. Thereby covering my entire list of priorities. This of course would depend on your current world view as to weather or not it's worth it. (and it is )
Guns and Ammo are another hard currency of the future, Although they could get you targeted if you are not discreet in your purchases.

Of course if you don't believe in Global polar reversal and Governmental slave planet conspiracies, you could always spend it on coke and hookers =). Peace


Edit: Also if you are looking to legitimize your assets trading in valuable comodities has always been used by the uh, (wise guys) buying and selling auto's for instance. I myself would invest in high end horse breeding (just my preference). A commodity where money can be made or lost without drawing undue suspicion. The goal of course is being legit.
If you are stuck on metals I would lean more twards silver or perhaps tantalum, they will both be going up soon....
 

Corbat420

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I personally don't think gold is a good investment. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it is best used to protect your money from inflation.
Do you live in the USA?!?!? pay attention to the economy?!?!?! DAM RIGHTS i want to protect my $$ from inflation.

i live in canada, it's not 1/2 as bad as the states....... americans have their head so far up their asses that they dont realize the NASDAQ index has fallen by 50% meaning the moneys only worth 1/2 as much......

buy gold while you still can.... and im not talking about the rock, shiny solid gold you can hold in your hand......

there called gold futures.... its a stock investment in gold
.... seeing as we are talink avout investments, right.....
http://gold.bullionvault.com/How/GoldFutures

Edit:
The most serious investment I want right now and would purchase if I had excess assets would be long term storable foods. Food may become a seriously valuable asset in the near future. A secure location to store that food would also be a high priority.
or, even better than limiting yourself to a small amount of storable food stocks you invest $10,000 in a aquaponics system and greenhouses for your yards...... the aquaponics produces fish and uses the runoff to grow plants.... its a complete system which cycles everything it uses...... grow trout and tomatoes, keep yourself sustained without relying on the world economy.... doesnt get any cheaper than that, and you dont have to believe their BS about 40% crop failure..... NONE of my crops failed :)
 

Corbat420

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there's allways a pop and drop car scheme..... theres a TONNE of $$ in that.

one of teh ladies i know buys porches, Ferrari's all kinds of good stuff like that in cali where there abundant and cheap (porches for as low as $12,000) and bring them to BC Canada, fixes them up and sells them for $80,000 +. needless to say she makes TONNES of legit, taxable cash.
 

redivider

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ok, if you invest in gold, even 'gold futures', when the price of gold goes up, you do not 'double your money'

you only double your money when you liquidate said asset. using accrual accounting what doubles is the book value. the cash flow remains the same. remember that. gold isn't cash, it's an ASSET, which only becomes cash when liquidated, or sold.

and don't invest in 'paper gold' or gold stocks. you run the risk of getting your money robbed.

if anything invest in physical gold, and keep it safely stored.
 

forgetfulpenguin

Active Member
Invest in a large scale MDMA lab. Then you can earn enough to have the money properly laundered with enough left over to buy even more cocaine and hookers!
 

woodsmaneh!

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IF your a handyman buy a dump and fix it up. Pay cash for all the materials appliances sell the house and your money is clean. Repeat as necessary and upgrade houses for even more money.
 

Mrfootball420

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claim it on your taxes and say you won it playing poker. then the cash is legit and you can spend it however you want.
 

dannyboy602

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Do you live in the USA?!?!? pay attention to the economy?!?!?! DAM RIGHTS i want to protect my $$ from inflation.

i live in canada, it's not 1/2 as bad as the states....... americans have their head so far up their asses that they dont realize the NASDAQ index has fallen by 50% meaning the moneys only worth 1/2 as much......

buy gold while you still can.... and im not talking about the rock, shiny solid gold you can hold in your hand......

there called gold futures.... its a stock investment in gold
.... seeing as we are talink avout investments, right.....
http://gold.bullionvault.com/How/GoldFutures

Edit:
or, even better than limiting yourself to a small amount of storable food stocks you invest $10,000 in a aquaponics system and greenhouses for your yards...... the aquaponics produces fish and uses the runoff to grow plants.... its a complete system which cycles everything it uses...... grow trout and tomatoes, keep yourself sustained without relying on the world economy.... doesnt get any cheaper than that, and you dont have to believe their BS about 40% crop failure..... NONE of my crops failed :)
The last thing anyone should buy is paper gold. Or paper silver. Physical metal is best. Silver especially because it is shorted out the ass by Goldman Et al. And because when their shorts get called and they have to pony up. And they are getting called. But the fun begins when panic sets in as GS buys up to cover their shorts as more people are saving silver and more industries need it. Then we'll see the REAL value of silver as it soars over 100 an ounce. I'm outta the stock market until after the election.
 
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