Green Please
Active Member
I fly my car when I smoke and drive.
Stoned Driving
- Thread starter Beansly
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Dislexicmidget2021
Well-Known Member
one time i left a friends house to go home,ended up getting lost 15 minutes trying to find the main highway ,ended up back at his house and didnt even know it till 5 minutes after arrived again,man i was Blazed!Fun times though ,Ill never hear the end of it from him.
Beansly
RIU Bulldog
*ring ring "Dude what the fuck are you dong in my front yard?"
MrW
Member
i usually never drink or smoke and then drive, but once i was at a fishing trip nearby with some friends. we smoked and fished and had a good time... i feelt sober enough to drive home when we came back to the car so i drove home.. but half way the weed kicked back and I was really stoned again, I looked at my friend in the passenger seat and he had the same kickback...same moment the cops were driving behind us and we all got a little nervous. i looked at my friend in the passenger seat and quoted "You can keep knocking but you can't come in" from Cheech and Chong - Up in smoke. we all laught like hell, i had problems driving straight cause i laughed so hard... good thing the cops diden't pull us over.. we would just be laughing of them. funniest car trip in a long time.
XRagnorX
New Member
Being the analytical youth that I was the first night I had a drivers license I drove out into a nice country road and got good and blazed. My intention was to check the effects of marijuana on my driving skills. It very quickly became apparent that driving stoned was not particularly difficult or dangerous. As I was clipping along in my 81 AMC eagle a pickup truck came careening around a sharp corner in my lane. To avoid a high speed head on accident I whipped the wheel and rainbowed a steep cut roadside embankment and back onto the road. As the truck passed I recognized it belonged to a fellow class mate of mine. Knowing his nature I instantly knew he was drunk.
The result of my experiment..... driving stoned is much more responsible, controllable and just plain safer than driving drunk.
The only accidents Ive had involving marjuana (and Ive had quite a few accidents) where legally turning in front of street race because I didn't realize they weren't stopping at a red light and getting T-boned. The other time I was in a hurry to get stoned at lunch and took a 90 degree corner at 45mph from pavement onto gravel and ditched my rig pretty hard. (but I wasn't stoned yet). That old AMC took alot of abuse..........
The only problem I have driving stoned to date is getting paranoid of the Po-lease.
The result of my experiment..... driving stoned is much more responsible, controllable and just plain safer than driving drunk.
The only accidents Ive had involving marjuana (and Ive had quite a few accidents) where legally turning in front of street race because I didn't realize they weren't stopping at a red light and getting T-boned. The other time I was in a hurry to get stoned at lunch and took a 90 degree corner at 45mph from pavement onto gravel and ditched my rig pretty hard. (but I wasn't stoned yet). That old AMC took alot of abuse..........
The only problem I have driving stoned to date is getting paranoid of the Po-lease.
When I was younger I flew my car home several times, once even upside down....
i am not down with driving while under the influence of anything, why do you think i have no munchies right now? I didnt plan ahead so i dont drive whilst medicated. and my wife wont leave work, damnit.
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
ya, 20+ years of driving and toking and not one accident, try again.
you getting confused with herb and alcohol.
what am i if i cause an accident while sober?
WeeGogs
Active Member
aaaaaw, one very lucky one out of thousands of unlucky twats.
YOUR DAY IS COMING.........
SO IS THE FOREHEAD SMEAR TEST FOR CANNABIS, THEN TAKEN TO THE SHERIFFS OFFICE/POLICE STATION FOR A URINE TEST, THEN BLOOD TEST TO SEE WHAT OTHER LITTLE NASTIES ARE INSIDE YOU WHILE YOU DRIVE.
if you refuse any of the tests you are presumed guilty in a court of law !!!!
BEWARE.
the new penalties are going to be severe...
Dr. Greenhorn
Well-Known Member
twat huh, lol 
you can make that 2 out of thousands if it helps.
you can't prove WHEN i last smoked. could have been 20 minutes ago or last weekend.
'other little nasties', ...
such as??
WeeGogs
Active Member
you can make that 2 out of thousands if it helps.
you can't prove WHEN i last smoked. could have been 20 minutes ago or last weekend.
'other little nasties', ...
such as cannabis brain cell rot,,,,
CBCR or maybe that just flew straight over your head..........
i hope some stoned/drunk muther fucker drives straight through a red light at high speed and impacts your vehicle on the drivers side door, you can kiss your sure sorry stoned ass goodbye and recompense from HELL.......
mrboots
Well-Known Member
Post your nonsense here: www.madd.org
On this site we can handle driving a car high. It's fun and pretty easy to do.
WeeGogs
Active Member
hopefully i hit one of your babies instead.
hahahahahahahahahahaha.
i dont like children.....iam gay.........
i dont go for accidental death,
BUT............... if its using an open razor you require..... or a shotgun blast to the scrotum.........i am the blackhill butcher ............... google me M.H. !!!!!!!
threatening me makes me laugh.
mrboots
Well-Known Member
ok, your right.
stoned driving=dangerous speeding= perfectly safe
a gay butcher? eww, keep your hands off of MY meat please.