Let The Battle Begin.

[cannabineer]

I put a jug of antifreeze into the freezer.
cheers 'neer

 

[laywhoish12]

lol why?

 

[Total Head]

it won't freeze or do anything interesting. it will just mock you in its liquid state.

 

[cannabineer]

On a dull day, I like to take an antidepressant and a depressant, find a nice easy chair, close my eyes ... and feel them duking it out.
cheers 'neer

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

lol, now thats an exercise in futility if ive ever herd one.

 

[cannabineer]

I spilled a whole bottle of antibiotic on a stack of LIFE magazines once. The reaction was immediate and spectacular. Sorry about the house, Greg.

 

[cannabineer]

The other day I drove by one of those places with a huge sign SELF STORAGE. I went into the office and asked "OK, how much to store myself?" Lady at the counter looked at me like she was an iguana and I was a bug missing the tasty parts.
cheers 'neer

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?[/FONT]

 

[diesel15]

The other day I drove by one of those places with a huge sign SELF STORAGE. I went into the office and asked "OK, how much to store myself?" Lady at the counter looked at me like she was an iguana and I was a bug missing the tasty parts.
cheers 'neer

lol, thats hilarious man

 

[Blue Wizard]

I have found a mare's nest, and I'm laughing at the eggs.

 

[cannabineer]

So then if Michael Jackson had a clone made of himself, raised it to the physical age of ten, for purposes of molestation ... would he simply be playing with himself?
cn

 

[eye exaggerate]

I put a jug of antifreeze into the freezer.
cheers 'neer

...does your car smell like it's making you a coffee?

 

[cannabineer]

My career as a stand-up comedian was short and undistinguished. I blame the wheelchair. cn

 

[Louis541]

So then if Michael Jackson had a clone made of himself, raised it to the physical age of ten, for purposes of molestation ... would he simply be playing with himself?
cn

I was gonna ask if you were micheal jackson. But then I realized you were still posting.

 

[cannabineer]

I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier today. I am locking them into a sealed room. May the best machine win. cn

 

[cannabineer]

So if I were found guilty of manslaughter ... do you think they'd let me keep the choicer cuts? cn

 

[cannabineer]

Do cats who live in the reactor room have eighteen half-lives? cn

 

[AMileHigh]

one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother, a deaf police man heard the noise, came over and arrested the two dead boys, if you dont believe this story is true, ask the blind man he saw it too.

 

[Dizzle Frost]

Im ate all my vegetables...were do i store the wheelchairs?

 

[RavenMochi]

Im ate all my vegetables...were do i store the wheelchairs?

†L† your a sick man...a sick sick man...