Let The Battle Begin.

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 12, 2011

• #1

I put a jug of antifreeze into the freezer.
cheers 'neer

 

laywhoish12

Well-Known Member

• Sep 12, 2011

• #2

lol why?

 

Total Head

Well-Known Member

• Sep 12, 2011

• #3

it won't freeze or do anything interesting. it will just mock you in its liquid state.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 12, 2011

• #4

On a dull day, I like to take an antidepressant and a depressant, find a nice easy chair, close my eyes ... and feel them duking it out.
cheers 'neer

 

Dislexicmidget2021

Well-Known Member

• Sep 14, 2011

• #5

lol, now thats an exercise in futility if ive ever herd one.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 15, 2011

• #6

I spilled a whole bottle of antibiotic on a stack of LIFE magazines once. The reaction was immediate and spectacular. Sorry about the house, Greg.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 16, 2011

• #7

The other day I drove by one of those places with a huge sign SELF STORAGE. I went into the office and asked "OK, how much to store myself?" Lady at the counter looked at me like she was an iguana and I was a bug missing the tasty parts.
cheers 'neer

 

Dislexicmidget2021

Well-Known Member

• Sep 16, 2011

• #8

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?[/FONT]

 

diesel15

Active Member

• Sep 18, 2011

• #9

cannabineer said:

The other day I drove by one of those places with a huge sign SELF STORAGE. I went into the office and asked "OK, how much to store myself?" Lady at the counter looked at me like she was an iguana and I was a bug missing the tasty parts.
cheers 'neer

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lol, thats hilarious man

 

Blue Wizard

Well-Known Member

• Sep 25, 2011

• #10

I have found a mare's nest, and I'm laughing at the eggs.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 25, 2011

• #11

So then if Michael Jackson had a clone made of himself, raised it to the physical age of ten, for purposes of molestation ... would he simply be playing with himself?
cn

 

eye exaggerate

Well-Known Member

• Sep 25, 2011

• #12

cannabineer said:

I put a jug of antifreeze into the freezer.
cheers 'neer

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...does your car smell like it's making you a coffee?

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Sep 28, 2011

• #13

My career as a stand-up comedian was short and undistinguished. I blame the wheelchair. cn

 

Louis541

Well-Known Member

• Sep 29, 2011

• #14

cannabineer said:

So then if Michael Jackson had a clone made of himself, raised it to the physical age of ten, for purposes of molestation ... would he simply be playing with himself?
cn

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I was gonna ask if you were micheal jackson. But then I realized you were still posting.

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 2, 2011

• #15

I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier today. I am locking them into a sealed room. May the best machine win. cn

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 13, 2011

• #16

So if I were found guilty of manslaughter ... do you think they'd let me keep the choicer cuts? cn

 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus

• Oct 19, 2011

• #17

Do cats who live in the reactor room have eighteen half-lives? cn

 

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AMileHigh

Member

• Oct 22, 2011

• #18

one bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight, back to back they faced eachother, drew their swords and shot eachother, a deaf police man heard the noise, came over and arrested the two dead boys, if you dont believe this story is true, ask the blind man he saw it too.

 

Dizzle Frost

Well-Known Member

• Oct 22, 2011

• #19

Im ate all my vegetables...were do i store the wheelchairs?

 

RavenMochi

Well-Known Member

• Oct 23, 2011

• #20

Dizzle Frost said:

Im ate all my vegetables...were do i store the wheelchairs?

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†L† your a sick man...a sick sick man...