supersillybilly
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Aye tell me about it. You have met the cunt before. Its them oxy pots m8. They are banging and the fact he knows what he doing. Also a giro junkie and can spend all day with them.lol
The UK Growers Thread!
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mantiszn
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UKHG
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the room door never got opened lol so dunno wtf they wer doing i mean with my history THERS NO WAY they woudlnt charge me not a chance!!
plus it justfies the expenditure
they wer more interested in what my pc can be used for coz its a big rig asking me to jailbreak ther iphones and do em porn wtf lol crazy shit my bro who sed hed take the charge for me sed i was sat ther white faced the works
dura72
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the fuckers turned up at my mums houseabout ten years ago with an arrest warrant but not a search one but my mum like the good fuckin citizen let the fuckers in to havea look, i was in the shower at the time but i could hear the noise and the fact that the back security lite came on at the same time as the front door bell went told me it was the filth. i didnt know what the fuck to do , the bathroom lightswitch was out side the door so i couldnt switch it off, so there i am water dripping off me , butt naked, standing on the bog seat takin a fuckin lite bulb out and all i could hear was these clowns ploddin around my bedroom which was directly above the bathroom. after i got the bulb out i kinda pulled the shower curtain around a little and lay in the bath...they searched the house but for sum reason didnt try the bog door, maybe the thought it was just a cupboard or sumthin...fuckin great fun lookin back and laughing at it but at the time it sure as fuck reminds you that you've got a pulse. i bolted out the house and crashed at a friends for a few days, next time they came back it was my old man that answered, he asked if they had a search warrant, when they said no he just looked at them and laughed and said 'fuck off'...he was an ex- coal miner and fuckin hates the cunts.
supersillybilly
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Ah, there u are. I thought you were harvesting. We all vanish when we harvest.lol
mantiszn
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supersillybilly
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I remember when we were bout 16, we were robbing lead of factory roofs. The 50 showed up, all guns blazing(when will they ever learn the meaning of discreet, they would catch more), it was pitch black and a few of them were hot on my heals. I jumped down by the side of a hedge and tucked myself best in I could. I could here them breathing and saying "where is that little fucker". Now I get the giggles when Im nervous and I was biting my hand to stop me lol'n. Then the fucker tripped over my foot, smashed right into a concrete wall and let out an almighty yelp. His m8 came over and helped him and they fucked off. One copper limping away and by the sounds of it, in agony. Wasnt funny at the time I can tell you.lol
Airwave
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We're you stoned when they turned up? If that happened to me, and I was stoned at the time, my heart would have beat out of my chest.
supersillybilly
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hahahahaha. Im the same. I walked out my house a few months back with a big red holdall full of weed and 2 coppers were talking to a guy on a bike at my front gate. I was stinking of it. I stopped in my tracks for a split second when I opened my close door. If they werent doing a warrent check on the guy on the bike, I reckon I was done. Still gives me butterflies thinking about it
supersillybilly
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mantiszn
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supersillybilly
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Just pops up wae total random pish. Im laughing like fuck as I type. Who the fuck asks how much weed can u bank. hahahaha
Start a thread and do one of the poll thingys. lol Go on Mantz. Ill post
supersillybilly
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Were u laying eggs m8. hahahaha I went to Ibiza and banked a q of ching. Made the package long and thin. There was 4 of us all doing the same on the plane. I never sat down the whole flight. The picture of all my m8's(including mine) faces. Most uncomfortable 4 hours ever. One of my m8's just rammed it up, in the rock it came in. hahahaaha. He had squated it out about 4 times on the plane.lolMy mate took half a bar into jail, most i've done is 2 kinder eggs full of puckers taken into a rave and i wasn't happy doing that but i made a very good lift and avoided jail which is always good
mantiszn
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every post i see of his is just fucking horse shit ... someone was asking about great white and he says "yes its in jaws" har har real funny ya muggy fucking nignoghead
mantiszn
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girl i know put a couple g's of mandy up her baby gap a few weeks ago to get into one of the festivals.. she got nailed by the dog squad... hahah must have been funny as shit that thing sniffing her snatch...
supersillybilly
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Did the dog sniff it through her snatch? Impressive. Mind u I can sniff a line out at 100 paces.lol
Edit: I remember in a boozer and these 2 guys were playing the bandit. One would go into the toilet and then come out and show 1 finger or 2. I was on to it like a flash. Everytime one of them went to the bog, I followed. Sure enough there was a line under a bit of bog roll. Got about 4 lines before they fucked off arguing and looking around accusingly.lol