Beer run gone horribly wrong.
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cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
...as good a theory as any other. Would a been awesome had it worked.
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Dizzle Frost
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heres how the jail convos will go
Inmate; What are you here for?
Retard Beer Thief ; We got pinched nabbing 3 cases of Tecate
Inmate; Oh yeah? well i hope yur cocksucking skills are better..cuz yur gonna be real busy here
the blond kid is in trouble...and there gonna make a giesha doll outa that lil asian
all for tecate!
Inmate; What are you here for?
Retard Beer Thief ; We got pinched nabbing 3 cases of Tecate
Inmate; Oh yeah? well i hope yur cocksucking skills are better..cuz yur gonna be real busy here
the blond kid is in trouble...and there gonna make a giesha doll outa that lil asian
all for tecate!
The Cryptkeeper
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This thread passed my test. 
It made it to the second page/20+ posts on its own. I will contribute to the discussion further!
The reason I posted it mainly was the blonde kids mugshot.
It made it to the second page/20+ posts on its own. I will contribute to the discussion further!The reason I posted it mainly was the blonde kids mugshot.
Dankster4Life
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Is he mad cause he did some thing as dumb as a beer run with some one dumb enough to run into a car wash being chased by the cops?
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
That mugshot is outstanding. It revives my faith that one doesn't need hands to give someone the finger. He has a stellar future pursuing a career in Aggravated Mayhem, now that he has first-hand experience in tactical water-feature avoidance.
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Hepheastus420
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Thank goodness the tecate was recovered.
Hepheastus420
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well now they only have to steal 3 30 packs 840 more times to gain a small profit.
mexiblunt
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Shit I would have given them a case to see them go thru the carwash on foot.
Was standing on a beach in mexico one time watching some dolphins and whales just behind the breaks that were crashing on the beach. Very few ppl know how to swin the huge breaks there. Local mexican kis come up to tourist beside and says "$20 I'll show ya something spectacular!!" Tourist gives him 20 and he walks calmly toward the water till he gets to edge of water and beach, then takes off running!! Tourist calmly looks at us with a smile and says "that was pretty spectacular!" I thought the same as this dude was big ripped tough guy and the local kis was maybe 15/16 little dude.
Was standing on a beach in mexico one time watching some dolphins and whales just behind the breaks that were crashing on the beach. Very few ppl know how to swin the huge breaks there. Local mexican kis come up to tourist beside and says "$20 I'll show ya something spectacular!!" Tourist gives him 20 and he walks calmly toward the water till he gets to edge of water and beach, then takes off running!! Tourist calmly looks at us with a smile and says "that was pretty spectacular!" I thought the same as this dude was big ripped tough guy and the local kis was maybe 15/16 little dude.