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supersillybilly

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Here that light experiment wae the 7/12 thing has produced the best looking weed I have ever grown. I cany wait till it dries. I reckon its gonae kill people.
 

supersillybilly

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dura72

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Here that light experiment wae the 7/12 thing has produced the best looking weed I have ever grown. I cany wait till it dries. I reckon its gonae kill people.
just drop some in when its dry and i'll get back to you mate!...seriously i hope it dose weigh in well coz i'd definetly try it myself. not with this grow coz its a dwc.....by the way how long can an air pump be off for before it fucks the plants up?
 

supersillybilly

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just drop some in when its dry and i'll get back to you mate!...seriously i hope it dose weigh in well coz i'd definetly try it myself. not with this grow coz its a dwc.....by the way how long can an air pump be off for before it fucks the plants up?
It starts to drown after 24hrs m8, but the best answer is as little time as possible or NEVER!
 

supersillybilly

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I remember I was out on the piss all day and all night and didnt come home till 12 the next day. The girl had switched everything off. The airpumps were off for about 12 hours and the plants looked proper ill, but they bounced back. I still get grief off her for that. Shes like a fucking elephant.lol
 

dura72

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dura72

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When your wifes in labour never sneak a look at the business end, it's like watching your favourite pub burn down
 
I just wanted to share I have a friend who has done the LST (low stress training) and has managed to keep two different strains (1 was bushy 1 was stretchy) at 1 foot after 4 weeks veg
Very good technique for keeping plants low and i would say they grow at the same speed maybe reduced a little ,but this allows all of the plant to receive the same amount of light ,
I will try and get pics
 

kevin murphy

New Member
could u not of cum up with a better username lol...
I just wanted to share I have a friend who has done the LST (low stress training) and has managed to keep two different strains (1 was bushy 1 was stretchy) at 1 foot after 4 weeks veg
Very good technique for keeping plants low and i would say they grow at the same speed maybe reduced a little ,but this allows all of the plant to receive the same amount of light ,
I will try and get pics
 

mantiszn

Well-Known Member
revolutionary....

I just wanted to share I have a friend who has done the LST (low stress training) and has managed to keep two different strains (1 was bushy 1 was stretchy) at 1 foot after 4 weeks veg
Very good technique for keeping plants low and i would say they grow at the same speed maybe reduced a little ,but this allows all of the plant to receive the same amount of light ,
I will try and get pics
 

Beansly

RIU Bulldog
I remember I was out on the piss all day and all night and didnt come home till 12 the next day. The girl had switched everything off. The airpumps were off for about 12 hours and the plants looked proper ill, but they bounced back. I still get grief off her for that. Shes like a fucking elephant.lol
you brits sure know how to party Ill give you that.
 
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