Cartel Weed

What should I name this plant?

  • Un-Smuggled Snugglez

    Votes: 5 7.5%
  • Sexxxy! Mexxxy!

    Votes: 16 23.9%
  • Machete` Haze

    Votes: 25 37.3%
  • Green Agave Hashplant

    Votes: 2 3.0%
  • Make up ur own name and post.

    Votes: 19 28.4%

  • Total voters
    67

virulient

Active Member
It came from south of the border. That means it could be Mexican schwagg seed off some shitty ass, dirty, dirt weed. Hopefully you don't waste 3+ months cropping what is basically St. Augustine grass. Good luck with your "cartel weed". This post was DEFINITELY posted in the right forum hahaha
 

azryda420

Active Member
Chili Burger is truly Mexican American. lol

Im surprised nobody has included Jalepeno.

Im thinking jalepeno hashplant or Jalepeno AK-47 lol

Or green cheese enchilada.

Kevlar Green. ..................... Yeah thats cartel shit lol
 

azryda420

Active Member
It came from south of the border. That means it could be Mexican schwagg seed off some shitty ass, dirty, dirt weed. Hopefully you don't waste 3+ months cropping what is basically St. Augustine grass. Good luck with your "cartel weed". This post was DEFINITELY posted in the right forum hahaha

hahahah seriously? Yeah 3 months cropping would be a waste if this was my only plant. I have access to any clone I want, any flavor. Im just messing around with some seeds I got in Arizona. They do have better mexican weed than ANY other state. You won't know this unless you have been there and had the right connect. Im comfortable with the genetics of the seed. Like I said, it's mother was fertilized with human blood.

Green Card is an excellent name. I am torn between several. Thankfully I have a supply of bag seen that could grow a forrest.
 

Meth On Zombies

Active Member
Wow really? Just make sure that plant doesn't end up like the one from Little Shop of Horrors, because I doubt Rick Moranis will be able to help you.
 

azryda420

Active Member
Green Kevlar or Kevlar Hashplant stick out to me.

I mean that ties in the hard crime roots and american stregnth. lol
 

Meth On Zombies

Active Member
Rick Moranis owns a flower shop, a flower from space ends up in his shop, it grows and eats people, there's singing going on, and wacky high jinks ensue. I really recommend it, I really dig the movie.
 

Meth On Zombies

Active Member
If you're familiar with The Grimm Adventures of Billy & Mandy, there's this episode that pays homage to it, where a meteor crashes on earth, and pretty much the same plot as the movie, but with Zoot Zuits.

BAM! name for your plant: Zoot Zuit Riot!
 
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