Basho is Bored (The Haiku Game)

[RavenMochi]

Gentle drizzle falls
Distant geese speak of life's love
I am bored as fuck.
cn

boredom taste bitter
as your mind drinks its poison
brain fills with litter

 

[RavenMochi]

All that hard work with
wax and towel. Damn bluejay
Gave my car the bird.

smite down the bluejay
as the polar bear hunts prey
make his bitch ass pay

 

[RavenMochi]

I search for alice
"off with his head" a voice says
I found the red queen

I run from her grasp
hoping to find my alice
the cards hunt me down

at the tea party
I find refuge at long last
but I cannot stay

they will find me there
so I chase the white rabbit
he led me astray

 

[tyler.durden]

All that hard work with
wax and towel. Damn bluejay
Gave my car the bird.

The worst news I've heard!
Have a word with that Turd Bird
Your Shine was obscured

 

[tyler.durden]

I search for alice
"off with his head" a voice says
I found the red queen



I run from her grasp
hoping to find my alice
the cards hunt me down

at the tea party
I find refuge at long last
but I cannot stay

they will find me there
so I chase the white rabbit
he led me astray

Impressive Haiku,
Alice will have to think twice.
Now, Run Rabbit, Run!

 

[RavenMochi]

Impressive Haiku,
Alice will have to think twice.
Now, Run Rabbit, Run!

thank you my good sir
following rabbits for fun
down his rabbit hole

I favor this thread
to use that part of my brain
that else goes to waste

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Play your childish game
A caveman could do it
So what are you than?

 

[Metasynth]

Play your childish game
A caveman could do it
So what are you than?

It's Five Seven Five
Yet your second line is six
Insert foot in mouth

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

It's Five Seven Five
Yet your second line is six
Insert foot in mouth

http://www.wordcalc.com/

 

[Metasynth]

Word Count5 Syllable Count6 Character Count (alphanumeric)17Mean syllables per word1.20Mean characters per word3.40

Very sorry friend
Six syllables is not right
Looking for seven

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Word Count5 Syllable Count6 Character Count (alphanumeric)17Mean syllables per word1.20Mean characters per word3.40

Very sorry friend
Six syllables is not right
Looking for seven

Agree to disagree.

I'll leave you be.

 

[cannabineer]

Wan sun tiptoes back
Peeking shyly through her veil
woven from old storm

 

[tyler.durden]

Play your childish game
A caveman could do it
So what are you than?

It's the Cryptkeeper!
Just in time for Halloween
I feel your presence

My Rules are unique
Barbarians never lie
Keep count and play on

 

[tyler.durden]

Wan sun tiptoes back
Peeking shyly through her veil
woven from old storm

Happy Tuesday, Neer!
Your imagery is intense
It honors my Thread...

 

[RavenMochi]

cryptkeeper can't count
believes machine is flawless
he cannot program

he then makes it clear
a caveman is more advanced
then a cryptkeeper

 

[Metasynth]

Caveman is not three
But his program says it is...
Computers are flawed

 

[RavenMochi]

sad that he would need
computers to count for him
some dogs are smarter

 

[RavenMochi]

rain falls from the sky
angry gods show their anger
why can't they get high?

waiting is a hell
for those who lack much patience
I lack much patience

 

[cannabineer]

Nasal allergies
Trim platitude syllables.
Patience is achoo.

 

[Hepheastus420]

Got a parakeet,
Pretty cool, green and yellow,
He can't talk just yet.