Dont laugh while hitting a bong!!!

[j2k9r]

Simple if u dont want a face full of shit stinking water dont doit

 

[lightbud]

ok ill be sure not to do that

 

[Metasynth]

I don't know why, but we call that "Murphing"...Like "Man, you murphed the bowl!"...Somehow that was the term we attached to when you blow through the pipe or bong when it's got a bowl in it.

 

[ylem]

hahaha sadly it will happen to us all at some point or another.. i coined the term "geysered" when some girl at a party blew into the bong instead of pulling. fuckin geysered the bowl all over the floor.

 

[2fast92]

hahaha sadly it will happen to us all at some point or another.. i coined the term "geysered" when some girl at a party blew into the bong instead of pulling. fuckin geysered the bowl all over the floor.

Party rule # 420. Don't bring a piece or bud to a party, it will all get taken.

BTW, I was really drunk one time and taking some gravity bong hits and there was no ping pong ball in there and I took quite a bit of water to the dome. It hadn't been changed in a few months either and I smoke out it every day....

 

[THENUMBER1022]

agree'd. It's my theory that 75% of party-goers are only interested in catching a free buzz, crossing their fingers and praying for one of us to show up with a bag..

 

[THENUMBER1022]

I think its more important not to try to manually syphon gasoline, than it is to not laugh while smoking a bong. lost my lunch 10+ times trying to get fresh gas out of spare cars I was 'flipping'

 

[2fast92]

agree'd. It's my theory that 75% of party-goers are only interested in catching a free buzz, crossing their fingers and praying for one of us to show up with a bag..

Yep, one time I was sitting down packin my bubbler at a party and some kid sits down next to me and starts taking weed from my bag. He was super drunk though, but I was like bro.... I can see you taking that, put it back.

 

[Dislexicmidget2021]

Oh yea especialy when it comes to steam rollers which are already brutal,laughing while trying to hit one hurts!But holy shizmo the buzzzzzzz!

 

[Total Head]

agree'd. It's my theory that 75% of party-goers are only interested in catching a free buzz, crossing their fingers and praying for one of us to show up with a bag..

no shit. i swear i feel like i have groupies when i go out sometimes. i'm always sharing primo bud (i get off a little when people rave about my shit. sue me.) and people just come up to me and ask if i'm gonna smoke. people who i've met maybe twice. about the laughing into the bong, i've done it but it still makes me wanna smack a bitch. i have a friend who is the biggest sally when it comes to smoking and he's constantly coughing into the bong and making a mess. bastard.

 

[THENUMBER1022]

My girl tried to blow the ash out of my bubbler last night stupid fucking bitch.

I hear ya man. I feel like a fucking movie star - the way party-goers act when I show up. Even if I'm not smoking, they smell it. Even if they don't smell it, they see the bulb in my pocket and instantly know. My biggest pet peeve is people who 'only smoke once in a blue moon'. They are the ones to watch out for, they will smoke all of your weed and not care or know.