My girl decided to make waffles this morning.. I got out the shower, got a glass of orange juice and BAM carbons golden malted waffles. They are delicious...the first couple hundred times.
I started throwing up in my car on my way to work, couldn't hold it in, just from the overly sweet smell of fresh waffle steam in the air. fucking sick.
Threw up on my driverside door, passenger door, seat, pillar, window, (since I was going 60 when I lost it) started swirving, throwing up in my mouth, totally covered my jacket. got all over my chin.
Good thing I have papertowells and wet naps in my car, fuck waffles.