Crumple or fold?

[Nusky]

when you wipe, do you crumple or fold the toilet paper?

 

[allSmilez]

Fold. There is more surface area. It provides a smoother, cleaner collection of fecal matter. LOL

 

[smokinheavy79]

fold! what retard would crumple??

edit: unless you were doing some of that painting...where you need crumpled up tissue covered in shit

 

[Nusky]

lol I'm lazy, I crumple

 

[allSmilez]

I will say though, when you should crumple when wiping the inner surface of the anal entrance, because it's thick and won't tear. You can't fold it and do that, because your finger goes in your ass. So I guess the final answer is a two-parter. Fold for the inner cheeks, crumple for the sphincter.

 

[smokinheavy79]

This retard right here.

CRUMPLED FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why not just use your fingers?

 

[Gastanker]

fold - way more environmental.

If it's 2 ply I single sheet it, no fold nor crumple.

 

[dannyboy602]

Animals...I use a bidet.


Edit: I've also been known to piss in my cats litter box.

 

[VoidObject]

wtf is crumple?

 

[allSmilez]

Animals...I use a bidet.


Edit: I've also been known to piss in my cats litter box.

A bidet, LMFWAO!

 

[forgetiwashere]

i wrote a little rhyme to help with this one so here goes

crumple is the only way, the crinkles scrape the poo away

 

[RyanTheRhino]

[video=youtube;LEBt84BP84g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LEBt84BP84g[/video]

 

[timeismoney1]

crumple all day 3 times a day!

 

[Gastanker]

[video=youtube;LEBt84BP84g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LEBt84BP84g[/video]

The trusted one sheet shit. Works every time.

 

[RawBudzski]

I have a eastern toilet.. I use a cup of water & pour it down my crack & with my right hand @ the same time I wipe.
Then I go roll a nice fat joint w/ my friends. mMmm..

 

[EaStW00d]

What the fuck is toilet paper?

 

[CR500ROOST]

i fold.not roll up in a ball.

 

[#?*]

why not just use your fingers?

Only on Wednesdays.

 

[cannabineer]

I use a hybrid method ... the Fumple (for those lite moves) and the Crold (shit just got real). cn

 

[darkdestruction420]

i shower afterwards. if thats not an option a wet paper towel. i like to make sure im clean.