What are some of your favorite quotations +Rep for originality

[Michael Sparks]

The world is like a ride in an amusement park and when we choose to go on it, we think it's real, because that's how powerful our minds are. And it goes up and down and round and round, it has thrills and chills and its very brightly colored and very loud, and it's fun... for a while.​

Some people have been on the ride for a long time and after a while they begin to question: Is this real, or is it just a ride? But some people have remembered, and they come back to us and they say. "Hey, don't worry and don't be afraid ever, because this is just a ride" we kill those people...​

"Shut him up! Ive got a lot invested in this ride... Look at my furrows of worry... Look at my big bank account... Look at my family... This has to be real"​

But it's just a ride.​

But we always kill those good guys who try to tell us that and we let the demons run amok. But it doesn't matter, because it's just a ride - and we can change it any time we want. ​

All we need is the choice. ​

No effort, no work, no job, no savings or money - just a choice - right now - between fear & love.​

The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns and and close yourself off, the eyes of love instead, see all of us as one.​

Here's what we can do to change the world to a better ride right now. Take all the money we spend on weapons and defense each year and instead spend it feeding, clothing and educating the poor of the world, which it would many times over, not one human being excluded and we can explore space...
together...both inner and outer...forever...in peace.
- Bill Hicks (December 16,1961 - February 26, 1994)​

 

[dirtyho1968]

Choosey cheese choosers always say cheese please when they choose the cheese and the cheeseburgers at McDonalds.
-Hamburgler 1970's.

 

[Orithil]

Nothing worth saying was ever heard without a little napalm. - Me, about 6 months ago.

 

[djlifeline]

If you see a path without any obstacles then it probably doesn't lead anywhere - me (not sure originally)

 

[GreenGurl]

"Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others." - Cicero

"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but is will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." - Herm Albright

"I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day." - E. B. White

"With humility, we are teachable." - unknown

"We live our lives forward into mystery, and do so with faith and courage, for that is the mandate of life itself." - Stuart A. Kauffman

"Two things are infinite: The universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein

"the art of communication is the language of leadership" - James Humes

 

[darkdestruction420]

"With the joy of responsibility comes the burden of obligation."-Hank hill, King of the hill, episode where hank agrees to find dales dad for her since he was the best man and invite him to dale and nancies re-wedding and then learns dales dad is gay, which leads me to another.
"little hankie hill, what are you doing at the gay rodeo? your not (doesnt say gay exactly but what he means is impossible to miss) .....are you"-Dales dad
"WHAT?!?! I Sell Propane!!!!!!"-Hank

 

[ezTaz]

"We're paratroopers, lieutenant. We're supposed to be surrounded." ~ CPT Dick Winters, E/506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne Division

"Wars aren't won by dying for your country. They're won by making the other son of a bitch die for his."

 

[420God]

"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass...it's about learning to dance in the rain." ~ Vivian Greene

 

[jamboss]

Let live and smoke - my own

 

[azman]

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
pulp fiction

 

[Cannabisculture]

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently."
-Friedrich Nietzsche

 

[Michael Sparks]

Nothing worth saying was ever heard without a little napalm. - Me, about 6 months ago.

Couldn't be further from the truth, words do far more then violence ever will. Still original Rep coming your way.

 

[Cannabisculture]

^ i couldn't have said it any better michael...
great thread +rep

 

[beardo]

"i'm to drunk to taste this chicken"
Cernal Sanders

 

[FMCCNate]

Live by faith not by sight

 

[april]

No risk no reward

 

[cannabineer]

"Screw this." - Archimedes
cn

 

[smokinheavy79]

"If there is no struggle, there is no progress." -Fredrick Douglas


"There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends." -Homer

 

[Winter Woman]

One of the best scenes in the movie.

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
pulp fiction

 

[Winter Woman]

If I had known I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of my body - Timothy Leary