Anyone used "Instant Clean"?

[hazyintentions]

It is an additive the you add to your urine sample which apparently negates and destroys any of the toxins in the urine sample. It's pH balanced as well it seems.

I just scored an awesome job opportunity but I have to pass this drug screen to get any further and it is sooner than I planned so it's only been a week since I've stopped smoking.

I am considering buying the $150 urinator plus the $35 worth of synthetic urine but it I can definitely get away with drinking lots of water, eating vitamin B, working out more, and then using this additive to pass it's much more cost effective for me.

Any replies are great!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

apparently negates and destroys any of the toxins in the urine sample.

What a load of bullshit.

 

[aptFarmer]

Just get synthetic urine. If its not court ordered, they cant technically follow you into the pisser or anything. I had to pass a drug screening too, I taped the 2oz bottle of synthetic urine ($30 from any local headshop) with its hand warmer to my thigh and pulled it out in the bathroom when they asked me to go in. Worked great, got the job!

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I wonder if you're MEANT to cheat the test.... like, they think if you're clever enough to cheat and pass then you're good enough to get the job. Like it's testing your wit and not your sobriety. Highdea.

 

[hazyintentions]

What a load of bullshit.

That was my thought..

Just get synthetic urine. If its not court ordered, they cant technically follow you into the pisser or anything. I had to pass a drug screening too, I taped the 2oz bottle of synthetic urine ($30 from any local headshop) with its hand warmer to my thigh and pulled it out in the bathroom when they asked me to go in. Worked great, got the job!

Do you trust the hand warmer to maintain proper test worthy temperature?

Thanks

I wonder if you're MEANT to cheat the test.... like, they think if you're clever enough to cheat and pass then you're good enough to get the job. Like it's testing your wit and not your sobriety. Highdea.

Interesting take, I wouldn't doubt it because when I took the psychological test there were questions where you had to lie on it, as in you had to be clever with your answers or you would be flagged..

 

[aptFarmer]

Definitely! The package says to microwave it for a very short time to acquire 98.6 degrees. Once you do that, you use the rubber band included in the package and band the hand warmer to the bottle. The one I had was very convenient and had one of those sticky thermometers you see in hospitals. It stuck on the outside and changed color according to temp so it was easy to tell when it was the right temp. The worst part about the experience was peeling the duct tape off my leg afterwards, but if thats all you have to deal with for a good job then so be it, and im totally with the cryptkeeper on this one! haha.

 

[......]

Yous make it so difficult.Bring someone whos clean to piss for you in a pill bottle something.There not gonna watch you piss for a job.

 

[rowlman]

I know this thread was started just to piss me off this morning!...is that what everyone wants??...lol...
Please go read my post in the SSI piss test thread ....I refuse to start this battle up again on a 4th thread in 3 months!!

 

[dam612]

go buy a drug test and prescreen youself and let us know...but i doubt it works

 

[Gastanker]

Best way to pass a drug test is with clean real urine - either your own or someone else. Why pay for synthetic that might get picked up when you can have a friend piss in a jar for you?

Either get a medical fluids pouch and tape it to your nuts or just use a zip lock baggy taped to your nuts - tear the corner off to pee and wahla! (taping it to your nuts will keep it the correct temp)