Hepheastus420
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High five if you're a dick that celebrates others burning in hell. Beardo- I know your hand is high up....
My girlfriend ate a dog....
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Hepheastus420
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And beardo, god also warns us against drugs (pharmaceutical), so I hope you don't smoke weed because you'll come down with me.
Hepheastus420
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^^^^ but that is beside the point lol. Beardo, you are a judgmental prick (like me). I hope you can stop deciding who goes to hell (assuming hell is real) so that we can be Internet friends....
Filthy Phil
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Hey heph, yeah, ive eaten dog. Its oily and very heating. It gives you heartburn. Its REALLY GAMEY. Like mutton to lamb, well same difference from mutton to dog. I had it in vietnam.I just found out that my girlfriend ate a dog in Mexico.... I'm shocked and I don't know why lol. I mean we eat cows, pigs (babe), chickens, geese, ducks, deer(Bambi), birds, bear(little bear and whinnie the pooh), everything... So why am I so shocked that she ate a dog? I look at my dog then at my girls stomach and just feel sad for the dog she ate.
I do not mean to offend anyone.
How many of you guys have eaten dog?
And I'm positive I'm overreacting, am I correct?
I'm not gonna leave her because of that (that would be stupid), but I just can't stop feeling strange about the situation.
Dont trip. The reason the dog is so friendly is because its the first and most widely domeaticated animal in the world. Untill(if youll allow this one to slip heph
)recently in evolutionary and sociological terms, we.all ate dog. Whites, blacks, and every color in between.Its just harx to deal with. I used to run a seafood factory in southern vietnam and every day on my way to work I had to pass two traditional markwts. Both sold dog. So the dog would be gutted and field dressed like a deer, splayed on the table spread eagle, hair singed off, and head chopped off whi,h they propped up on its neck so it stared at you as you drove by. It sucked. Just gotta face reality in america its a dog eat dog world, in the thord world its a man eat dog world (cause its that fucked up)
Oh, also, in se asia they believe of you eat dog, drink beer, and eat durian, its so heaty it can kill you. Ive talked to people who know people who supposedly died that way
beardo
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The bible warns against pharmaceuticals? Or weed ?-
Where?
Are you talking about sativex? I would never touch the stuff.
I have read every word in the bible and haven't seen the part your talking about could you post it?
I don't smoke weed or have anything to do with it but those who do aren't going to hell.
beardo
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I don't make the decisions around here- It's God don't try to blame me
Filthy Phil
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Hahaha, eevery discussion with you guys at some loint becomes about god. Lol
The Cryptkeeper
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God can suck my presidential cock.
april
Pickle Queen
Jesus ate some weid ass shit, Actualy cow milk is considered weird by many, plenty only know goat milk and cheesse, oh shit my grammies freezer scares me, it's like a frozen cemetery of wild game. I don't eat meat cooked there she wont tell u what it is until u swallow!!!! lmfao
My friends grandpa enjoyed squirrel meat, weird mofo lol
Im babbling, this means i should shut up and get high.
Banana
My friends grandpa enjoyed squirrel meat, weird mofo lol
Im babbling, this means i should shut up and get high.
Banana
beardo
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Obama, Is that you??
The Cryptkeeper
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Hellz ya bitches, now get down on your knees and take Obamacare like good sheep.
beardo
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Ramming it down our throats...Hellz ya bitches, now get down on your knees and take Obamacare like good sheep.
How did that become a term to use on the news to describe something?
Hepheastus420
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Since crypt keeper rammed his his news down your throat....
Filthy Phil
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Wasnt this originally about eating dogs?
Hepheastus420
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lol beardo.. Where the fuck are you?
Hepheastus420
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Dude I just didn't know what the fuck to think when she told me she ate a dog. I was just like WTF?! Stay away from my dog lol. Now, I still don't know what the fuck to think of it!
ArcticGranite
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The title is so incongruous I just busted out laughing! Thought of the War of Roses when Micheal Douglas eats and asks Kathleen Turner where his dog is and she replies, Woof!
Just can't get my mind around this/you in this situation. Hmm, if she's eaten dog, what else is she capable of? Maybe she's just a bizarre eater like Andrew Zimmern. Woof!
Just can't get my mind around this/you in this situation. Hmm, if she's eaten dog, what else is she capable of? Maybe she's just a bizarre eater like Andrew Zimmern. Woof!
