Ever fake being hurt?

[VILEPLUME]

Do you ever fake being hurt so you can get out of something or for people to feel bad for you?

I hurt my foot last night, but not that bad, so I played it up a bit so my wife would give me a foot rub.

 

[themanwiththeplan]

yeah when i was in elementary school lol

 

[ohmy]

I fake getting laid at time's a pretend my hand is a nice warm wet pussy. does that count?

 

[silasraven]

Do you ever fake being hurt so you can get out of something or for people to feel bad for you?

I hurt my foot last night, but not that bad, so I played it up a bit so my wife would give me a foot rub.

why did you have to bring that up? windy as fuck day at school the whole sky was amber with dust, tryed to build a hide out in the middle of a sand pit and tryed to get sympathy to go to the office and go home, nothing happened so i stuck more sand in my eye. i fucken hate myself as a little kid.

 

[D.B.Doober]

just emotionally

 

[machnak]

I fake getting laid at time's a pretend my hand is a nice warm wet pussy. does that count?

lmfao. hahahahhaa

 

[tip top toker]

I fake hurt in the form of pains and illnesses, alas I work in an environemnt where explaining that you can't get up the stairs from the kitchen because of a vicious hangover doens't go down too well

 

[rowlman]

I've faked out a few doctors over the years.

 

[cannabineer]

I try to do the opposite. Got enough real hurt going, and I try to hide some of it. Faking pain under these conditions would offend my sense of propriety. cn

 

[silasraven]

I've faked out a few doctors over the years.

i hate hospitals, dont like some docs, but for my current contestant he's very well educated (why do people pronounce it edjewcate). though i would never fake one cause if god forbid something happened id be fucked

 

[sso]

I try to do the opposite. Got enough real hurt going, and I try to hide some of it. Faking pain under these conditions would offend my sense of propriety. cn

horrible having people constantly worrying about you yeah, pity pity pity

but yeah, ive done both, faked or exaggerated pain (to get out of something )

and hidden it at other times (some long ass shit that im fine with dealing on my own thank you very much,)

they say pride goes before a fall, guess im tripping over myself sometime in the future lol

 

[rowlman]

I try to do the opposite. Got enough real hurt going, and I try to hide some of it. Faking pain under these conditions would offend my sense of propriety. cn

I feel ya on that...I'm all fucked up...back in the day I would fake a small back pain to grab a few vicodin from the doc....now, with a broken back, I hate those fuckin pills. When I got hurt...everyone was telling me how lucky I was to not have to work. Fuckin idiots!...I miss laying brick, SSD don't pay shit, and I STILL have to work anyways...but now, I don't get paid the big $$ I used to make.

 

[silasraven]

horrible having people constantly worrying about you yeah, pity pity pity

but yeah, ive done both, faked or exaggerated pain (to get out of something )

and hidden it at other times (some long ass shit that im fine with dealing on my own thank you very much,)

they say pride goes before a fall, guess im tripping over myself sometime in the future lol

i always trip over myself if im moving to fast. ill tell the truth on allot of shit and still get the yeah fucken right

 

[sso]

i always trip over myself if im moving to fast. ill tell the truth on allot of shit and still get the yeah fucken right

gotta pick the right ears, if its some fantastic shit beyond the common shaved monkey

 

[Total Head]

once when i was about 11 i got in a fight with a cousin and he was whoopin my ass so i pretended like i was real fucked up and he got his ass beat and i got hot cocoa

 

[TigerClock]

Mine r Diffenent every time I get hurt I have to play it off and keep workin so I won't have to do a UA

 

[Dizzle Frost]

i faked an ouchie for a sympathy blowjob from this skank once....gotta do what you gotta do lol

 

[rowlman]

Mine r Diffenent every time I get hurt I have to play it off and keep workin so I won't have to do a UA

LOL, I had to try and play it off after stepping on a nail one time so i wouldn't have to drop...I kept saying I twisted my ankle...fuckin shit hurt.