Supposed to be Twisted

[waffles696]

so i played 10 games of beer pong undefeated then smoked. i was assuming i would get twisted, but instead it sobered me up. wtf mate

 

[cannabineer]

Try playing Twister. Weeth weeeemen. Bonus points for not hurling. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

With wee men? You're into midgets?

 

[cannabineer]

Are you being short with me? ~unhinged cackle~
Do dwarves smoke weed to Get Average? cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Are you being short with me? ~unhinged cackle~
Do dwarves smoke weed to Get Average? cn

You sir, are small minded. How dare you be-little me!

 

[cannabineer]

You sir, are small-minded.* How dare you be-little me!

Such a tiny thing to turn into a slight. Do you want me to stoop to your level? Because I will, and then you'll know how I look up to you. But let's not short ourselves on the small talk. And I prefer to think of myself as *Intellectually Compact. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

Such a tiny thing to turn into a slight. Do you want me to stoop to your level? Because I will, and then you'll know how I look up to you. But let's not short ourselves on the small talk. And I prefer to think of myself as *Intellectually Compact. cn

I'm too damned stoned for this. Here is my response. Beware my wit and riposte. I have this to say to you, sir! Oh, yeah?

 

[cannabineer]

I'll have you know that I was racking my cranial Prius to come up with diminutive metaphors. Giving me such a gracious "out" was ... big of you, fine sir. cn

 

[Carne Seca]

I'm big where it counts.... my.... co... heart.

 

[cannabineer]

 

[waffles696]

still drinking, jamenson here we come after 30 bud lights and 3 grams later