How to survive prison?

40acres

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I thought since we are all dealing with illegal substances, i would start a thread on how to survive what migth be any of our outcomes. I went in at 18, and it was culture shock. I thougth that maybe some of us could give advice on how they got through it. And please, no bullshit.
I will start with the best advice i ever heard, "Believe half of what you see, and none of what you hear"
 

ORECAL

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I think this is a great thread..... never hurts to have as much info as possible. Thank you for your advise...

rep 4 u
 

40acres

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thank you Orecal,I thought a few of us may end up doing some time, and should know something. I could also walk you through from suspicion from a cop, to being arrested, to actually going to jail. Here's another since no one else wants speak.

Do not ever "hold" or "Watch" or "borrow" or let anyone "give" you something. Nothing is fee and you will pay it back somehow.
 
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mastakoosh

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if you get popped, do not say shit til you get your lawyer or a lawyer(a good one preferably). remember o.j.!!!
 

pinksensa

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Keep your fucking mouth shut...dont be tellin everybody your business....keep quiet listen and they will tell you everything...they all have their own agendas so if you keep quiet you can learn them before they learn you
 

email468

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don't ever let a cop into your house. if the cop is legally allowed in, he won't be asking.
cops lie, lie and when you think they are done lying - they lie some more.

myth: a cop is not allowed to use drugs - well it is true but they are very good at faking it.
True: a cop is not allowed to allow drugs to get back on the street. they buy, buy, and buy - but never sell (unless it is a sting). so if you suspect someone of being a cop - have them give you a joint and walk away (be prepared to eat it).
 

40acres

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Yes you are all right. Don't ever tell the government anything without a lawyer present. If you have been arrested, they have enough evidence without you telling on yourself for you to go to jail.If you have been arrested and not charged, they are fishing for anything that is enough evidence to put you in jail.The VERY FIRST thing you need to state is your right to counsel. It is a constitutionally gauranteed right and cannot be overlooked unless you give them consent and waive this right.
Cops cannot make deals so do not think they will or can help you. It is entirely up to the prosecutor and judge.
 

40acres

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Number 3 Walk with your head up and walk with a purpose. Predators see weakness in body language and can spot a punk from across the yard. Do not walk with a shuffle and as if you are going to burst into tears at any moment. This will get your crunch stolen and your ass dry raped faster than a 12yr old girl in kansas gets pregnant.
 

ORECAL

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all these tips are great, but I've heard alot of these already. the thread was started for when your in prison, I want to hear more survival methods for IN prison, not the JOURNEY to prison.
 

woodsyn2o

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don't ever let a cop into your house. if the cop is legally allowed in, he won't be asking.
cops lie, lie and when you think they are done lying - they lie some more.

myth: a cop is not allowed to use drugs - well it is true but they are very good at faking it.
True: a cop is not allowed to allow drugs to get back on the street. they buy, buy, and buy - but never sell (unless it is a sting). so if you suspect someone of being a cop - have them give you a joint and walk away (be prepared to eat it).
yo cops can do what ever they want to bust you.
they will do drugs wit you then when you go to court they will say yes the cop did drugs but it was all part of the sting and now hes in rehab. this happen in mass.
so becarful

and i went to jail twice not for pot. it was no fun but its not like you see on tv.
 

ORECAL

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Number 3 Walk with your head up and walk with a purpose. Predators see weakness in body language and can spot a punk from across the yard. Do not walk with a shuffle and as if you are going to burst into tears at any moment. This will get your crunch stolen and your ass dry raped faster than a 12yr old girl in kansas gets pregnant.
this is what I'm talking about, more tips like this.
 

woodsyn2o

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all these tips are great, but I've heard alot of these already. the thread was started for when your in prison, I want to hear more survival methods for IN prison, not the JOURNEY to prison.
1.mind your own biss.
2.find a group you fit in wit.
3.keep busy
 

ORECAL

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are thre groups of people in prison that aren't gang related? can you find a group to fit in with without having to join some stupid gang?
 

Cheese x Kush

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are thre groups of people in prison that aren't gang related? can you find a group to fit in with without having to join some stupid gang?
Yea man theres a split part but i dont think you would want to go there its for pedos snitches people that would be a risk go there
 

drew420man

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my advice is to be smart. cops are out there and are lookin for drugs. they could put their life at risk busting a meth lab or they could have fun tricking a marijuana user who is harmless. police are the lowest form of life when they are on duty and the only thing they care about is how this bust will look back at the station. suck my balls 5-0 its a plant
 
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