Dont you hate it when you cant find a lighter..

SayNoToDrugs

SayNoToDrugs

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,so you light shit off the stove???

Because i have been lighting all my ciggs off the stove all day. Im lookin for a candle.

But yeah, does it happen to everyone or just me????
 
SayNoToDrugs

SayNoToDrugs

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And hey yall, check this out. I was at a friends house and its me him and his g/f. We smoked off the stove all night long because we could find a better light. So we get baked and he decides to ride his bike to the gas station about 5 minutes away to go get one at 11:00 at night, arond 20 degreed, and sprinkling. As he is gone im sitting on his couch staring at some purple figure under the corner off the couch, i get closer looking is disbeleif i saw it was a lighter! I picked it up and my friends g/f and me are lookin at it then i struck it and it lit first try. My friend was soooo pissed when he got back. lol
 
natmoon

natmoon

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I got about 20 lighters floating around and i always lose them lol:mrgreen:
Does piss me off though:evil::mrgreen::blsmoke:
 
MyNameIsHead

MyNameIsHead

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i used to have a jar full of lighters but they fucking disappeared somehow.... fucking pot heads...
i hate it when i cant find a lighter and all i have is a bong or pipe
 
gemsta

gemsta

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Never smoked off the stove...have used matches while hitting a bowl before. Sucked major ass...
 
bigbudeddie

bigbudeddie

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Oh man. Hell ye.

I went and bought 50 lighters in one of those trays the shops sell.

I went through them in less than a month. And now i keep having to use the toaster to light a ciggy and use that to light the bong up. Such a mission.
 
hom36rown

hom36rown

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Whenever Im in a session with a bunch of ppl, I always jack atleast one lighter lol I got a whole backpack full now...I can send you some if you want...naaa jp I like my lil collection
 
pinksensa

pinksensa

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im a lighter holder for some reason thats one of my things i just want to hold my lighter or your lighter so your bound to lose your lighter when im around..
 
Buzzkill

Buzzkill

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Lol i hate lighter thieves everytime one of my good buddies comes over and we toke it up when he leaves i have to call his ass and tell him to go buy me a pack of lighters from speedway.
 
shamegame

shamegame

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My lighter luck finally ran out today. I almost always have 2-3 around the house and I went for my lighter earlier and BAM! it was gone. I wandered around the house for 10 minutes trying to find one. Then I did.

Sigh.
 
EarthlyPassions

EarthlyPassions

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I always buy one whenever I'm at the gas station now. People who are with me get confused and tell me they had no idea I smoke ciggerates.
I always laugh on the inside. Women buy multiples of everything anyway, one for the house, two for the bedroom, one for the bathroom, and of course one for my purse!
*lol*
 
SayNoToDrugs

SayNoToDrugs

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EarthlyPassions said:
I always buy one whenever I'm at the gas station now. People who are with me get confused and tell me they had no idea I smoke ciggerates.
I always laugh on the inside. Women buy multiples of everything anyway, one for the house, two for the bedroom, one for the bathroom, and of course one for my purse!
*lol*
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Damn, haha. I managed to keep a orange Bic by the shitter for like 2 weeks. But i guess someone got it. And i noticed a few of my roaches were missing out of my shitter ash tray too. lol.
 
SayNoToDrugs

SayNoToDrugs

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I keep em everywhere. lol. Roaches look real awsome when you are broke and dont have weed. Throw them mutherfuckers in a bowel. haha
 
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