Drug urine test in 2 days. Think I'll pass ?

Sunny Bakes

Member
I shared 2 bowls with 4 people 14 days ago. That was the last time I smoked since about 2 months ago. So I haven't smoked in 14 days. I have already taken 2 self drug tests from Walgreens and passed with the first piss of the day. I'm not too knowledgable about pre employment drug test. Ie: if they are more sophisticated that the tests from Walgreens. So anyways, should I pass? I've been eating healthy and already have a very high (ha!) metabolism. I also have a physical-ensuing job, so thy helps. Yeah
 

Dirty Harry

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Drink lots of water between now and your test. LOTS of water !
Well, drink enough water to piss a lot, but don't go overboard. If you drink too large a quantity of water in a short time you can really screw your body up.
People have died from drinking massive quantities of water. Flush, yes. But don't go bat shit insane about it.
 

golddog

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Just eat some Asparagus the night before and drink plenty of liquids :twisted:

It turns your piss bright green and makes it smell funny!

Good Luck :joint::peace:

P.S. Rep+ - I'll smoke one for you
 

GreatwhiteNorth

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Well, drink enough water to piss a lot, but don't go overboard. If you drink too large a quantity of water in a short time you can really screw your body up.
People have died from drinking massive quantities of water.
Agreed, however it is extremely uncommon. In fact if you've ever experienced a Colonoscopy you now know you can safely drink a hell of alot more water that you thought you could prior to the procedure.

"Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare. Nearly all deaths related to water intoxication in normal individuals have resulted either from water drinking contests in which individuals attempt to consume large amounts of water, or long bouts of intensive exercise during which electrolytes are not properly replenished, yet excessive amounts of fluid are still consumed."
 

Da Almighty Jew

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Drink water the day of the test, anymore then that it's useless. Google this i'm telling you it's true. You can't flush thc out of your system with water. The reason to drink alot of water is for the dilution method. You dilute your piss so much they can't tell what is in it. But you can fail from this if they take it to the lab because urine has creatine and other stuff in it in low amounts.
 

Dirty Harry

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Agreed, however it is extremely uncommon. In fact if you've ever experienced a Colonoscopy you now know you can safely drink a hell of alot more water that you thought you could prior to the procedure.

"Under normal circumstances, accidentally consuming too much water is exceptionally rare. Nearly all deaths related to water intoxication in normal individuals have resulted either from water drinking contests in which individuals attempt to consume large amounts of water, or long bouts of intensive exercise during which electrolytes are not properly replenished, yet excessive amounts of fluid are still consumed."
I have to say I have done the butt scope test. I don't know what was in the prep mix, but no matter how much lemonade powder I added to it, it still tasted too of been made with sea water. It was loaded with electrolytes that is not in tap/bottled water.
 
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