True or False?

[rowlman]

false
The next poster can get to a sex toy from where their sitting right now in less than 20 seconds

 

[buddha webb]

True,wife.

next poster smells train seats

 

[medicalmaryjane]

false!
the next poster has tried to suck themself off

 

[rowlman]

false!
the next poster has tried to suck themself off

false...WTF?!
the next poster has paid for sex

 

[buddha webb]

True,every fucking time,wife.

next poster is into bondage

 

[rowlman]

True,every fucking time,wife.

next poster is into bondage

true...I have to keep her here somehow.
The next poster is a chubby chaser

 

[timeismoney1]

true...I have to keep her here somehow.
The next poster is a chubby chaser

false

loves the smell of sulfur smelling farts but at the same time cringes from the smell

 

[cannabineer]

True so long as they're my own.
Next poster has detected an odd texture in a bite of restaurant food ... and after thinking about it, decided to keep chewing. cn

<edit> MMJ, awesome posts. Yes and ... tried; failed.

 

[timeismoney1]

True so long as they're my own.
Next poster has detected an odd texture in a bite of restaurant food ... and after thinking about it, decided to keep chewing. cn

<edit> MMJ, awesome posts. Yes and ... tried; failed.

False (only happens with mcdonalds)

Next poster has looked at male gay porn before

 

[sdf]

true, Im bi so that doesnt count

Next poster has masterbaited in a public bathroom before

 

[timeismoney1]

true, Im bi so that doesnt count

Next poster has masterbaited in a public bathroom before

True (in a truck stop)

Next poster doesnt want marijuana to be legalized

 

[dirtsurfr]

totally legal to use after age 62.
next poster has caught themselves tapping their toe to a Justin Bieber song.

 

[iamdonds]

true :/

next user has never had sex and thought about a parent during.

 

[buddha webb]

False.

next poster thinks they could be a film star

 

[rowlman]

false

The next poster has smoked crack for breakfast at least one time.

 

[buddha webb]

false.only snifff,,

next poster has fucked their neighbour

 

[rowlman]

true

The next poster has woke up in their car.

 

[sso]

yup, a few times

the next poster has shit their pants and peed them (if you say no, i know you are lying )

 

[rowlman]

true

the next poster has a christmas tree in their face.

 

[buddha webb]

havent seen one yet,,true,,there is one in my head..



next poster has a small family living on their faces