What is the sluttiest thing you have ever done?

unohu69

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I got head from a girl while she was on the phone with her dad. her dad was takin too long on the phone with her so she started blowin me....

same deal only, I thought it was her mom, but now im almost sure it was her boyfriend.....
 

unohu69

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Yes kinky, but man, iv always been a little uneasy bout the choking thing, bruises are one thing, a dead chick is a whole new ballgame....

Im not sure I could finish before the body goes cold.....
 

mugan

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got drunk as fuck on a triain started talkin to this chick, i remember the beginning but every time we went we drank more. woke up on the floor naked, half my body was out side the (cubical or wha ever the fuck you call those boxes they give you in a train ) the other in and she was gone, when i went to walk down to the food cart, every one was looking at me (guess they caught the show in the morning) then a few seconds later i realized i was getting real food (grilled chicken panckakes and all this, i had a waiter , and then in my hangover moment realized that i was in first class ... but in africa thats really scary. when i got back home i got tested out the ying yang. ova here you just never kno
 

rowlman

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is it bad when you cant really put it on one certain thing? lol
I hear ya!....I'll blow this thread up with sleezy stories all night long.

I guess one would be when I was 14, I was seeing 2 sisters at the same time. The older one knew, but the one my age ( my gf at the time) was clueless.
The older one put out more and it was fun to sneek around like that...at least for me...so what was a kid to do?...lol...it's not really sleezy untill you realize how many times I was with them both the same days, sometimes just a few minutes between. My gf would leave to go babysit...and she would still be walking down the driveway while her sister was attacking me...so it should be her here telling HER slutty story I guess,not me...cuz I'm just a guy.
...and then,when I got older and started going to the bars......:hump:
 

mugan

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wow i ust read that choking thing ... wow thats so hot, and i never even thought about it :shock:
 

rowlman

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wow i ust read that choking thing ... wow thats so hot, and i never even thought about it :shock:
I had a chic into the choking/bondage thing...I couldn't do it, I was affraid I'd kill her or something...the bitch left bruises and teeth marks on my neck though, I don't choke-out so easy...lol. We only went out for the weekend...but the bondage parts were fun.
 

jpill

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banged a chick on the tail gate of my truck in front of her parents house.

Banged a diff. chick in the dressing room of "juicy Couture"

got sucked off by another chick in the base ball dug out during school.

the worst 1 i will not say (fear it may come back to haunt me ) !!:bigjoint:
 

mugan

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I had a chic into the choking/bondage thing...I couldn't do it, I was affraid I'd kill her or something...the bitch left bruises and teeth marks on my neck though, I don't choke-out so easy...lol. We only went out for the weekend...but the bondage parts were fun.
maybe its just that ive seen a pic of xKuroi , lolz
 

smokey mcsmokester

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Oh and when I was like 13 I went with my Aunt to her nursing class, I had to wait in this cafeteria type room, so I got bored and hid between a soda machine and a wall and jerked off....lol....When I think back to when I was coming into manhood with all those raging hormones...whew....lol....I bet I jerked off 12 times a day....lol...
 

rowlman

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Oh and when I was like 13 I went with my Aunt to her nursing class, I had to wait in this cafeteria type room, so I got bored and hid between a soda machine and a wall and jerked off....lol....When I think back to when I was coming into manhood with all those raging hormones...whew....lol....I bet I jerked off 12 times a day....lol...
I hope your close to my age...cuz there's cameras everywhere now for the last 10-15 years...chances are, ones pointing at the soda machine:o
 

HellaBlunts

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okay so im baked off my new glass blunt and some sticky ass blue dream lol but here is a small story for you haha

so im around 14-15 and all i hung out with were girls my age that all smoked, so one day one of the girls i chilled with walked in on me in the bathroom and saw my package and took off running down the hallway, tells all my other friends about the shit and it ends up being a kind of ritual of me showing all their female friends my dick and i had a few nicknames with stoner chicks through highschool lol and i dont mean this in any kind of bad way haha i loved the nicknames.
 

mugan

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HAHAHAHAHAHA well at least all they would see is a vending machine shaking increasingly faster then a sudden stop
 

smokey mcsmokester

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HAHAHAHAHAHA well at least all they would see is a vending machine shaking increasingly faster then a sudden stop
lmao.... I remember a big window that ran the length of the wall that was behind the soda machine, I now remember pulling the curtain back looking for some hot nurses to make the experiance even better...lol.... I sure was a sick lil bastard... Now I have an almost 13 yr old son and tell my wife all the time to be careful picking up his dirty laundry, especially socks....lol...
 

HellaBlunts

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lmao.... I remember a big window that ran the length of the wall that was behind the soda machine, I now remember pulling the curtain back looking for some hot nurses to make the experiance even better...lol.... I sure was a sick lil bastard... Now I have an almost 13 yr old son and tell my wife all the time to be careful picking up his dirty laundry, especially socks....lol...

haha my mom started making me do my own laundry at 12 i believe just for that purpose.
 
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