Shower after #2?

AltarNation

AltarNation

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This thread is fucked.

Plume, eat more fiber. Your shit is NOT supposed to get all over your asshole when you take a dump. And fucking relax, you're probably straining and forcing it through an unnecessarily tight sphincter.
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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AltarNation said:
This thread is fucked.

Plume, eat more fiber. Your shit is NOT supposed to get all over your asshole when you take a dump. And fucking relax, you're probably straining and forcing it through an unnecessarily tight sphincter.
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I eat lots of fibre. My problem is my asshole gets itchy if I dont wash it out with water after.
 
obijohn

obijohn

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I shower every morning when I get up. When I do take a dump I just wipe til there's nothing on the toilet paper. Taking a shower afterwards just seems OCD
 
Dank Hands

Dank Hands

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Dont use cheap toilet paper. Dont strain yourself when #2ing, because thats how you get hemroids.
Just talking to everyone who reads this.
 
PeyoteReligion

PeyoteReligion

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VILEPLUME said:
I eat lots of fibre. My problem is my asshole gets itchy if I dont wash it out with water after.
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Do you have a very hairy ass? When I take a dump it's like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet sometimes. Lol nice imagery. But ya I'm more of a wipe 1000times intil I'm good to go. No need to shower ever, I can't imagine needing to that unless I totally sharted myself.
 
mistyriffs

mistyriffs

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it's when you have to shit as soon as you get out of the shower that's a real tragedy. it's like all that work for nothing. then you forget your ass is damp when you wipe and the tp breaks down and clings to the hairs. awful.
 
VILEPLUME

VILEPLUME

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PeyoteReligion said:
Do you have a very hairy ass? When I take a dump it's like wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet sometimes. Lol nice imagery. But ya I'm more of a wipe 1000times intil I'm good to go. No need to shower ever, I can't imagine needing to that unless I totally sharted myself.
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lol, yeah it is pretty hairy.

It probably has to do with being a little ocd, I like the feeling of a perfectly clean asshole. If I wipe, I know there is still gonna be some dry smeared shit between my cheeks. Then that smeared shit gets moist between your cheeks and bacteria grows on it, eww. Just makes me sick thinking about it.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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get you some. i don't think it's weird to be unsatisfied with toilet paper. you are not alone in wanting a fresh clean asshole, but showering after every dump is odd and impractical. these are great and they come in all brands. more than once i've flushed 2 of them plus the tp and never had a clog. they are designed to eventually dissolve like tp. i use tp for the bulk and then asswipes for that "you can eat off here" clean. they are particularly handy when you have the runs and can't bear to wipe with dry paper any more. the wal-mart ones smell really weird but work just the same. plus most of them have aloe in them so you are not only clean but the skin tissue is also better cared for.

plus they come in travel packs so you can keep some at work.
 
benign

benign

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oneyejacks said:
View attachment 1929825In Thailand I never have to, better than smearing feces about your cheeks...
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When I was in Thailand at first I was like "what the hell is this shit"...then after some green papaya salad I grew to love the device I nicknamed "the butt-gun" I even installed one in my house here in the states...I spent 9 months with the butt-gun and I haven't looked back since....thanks for the memories...LOL
 
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