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Jimmyjonestoo said:
Ok dude. Good luck.
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I don't need extra luck, but thanks.

I've got this.
I've been going from state to state with a plan, and it's worked for 2 states so far :D
And it will continue as I go to more states, and more countries. There's so much more left to do.
But it's all working fine :D

Then in this state I ended up stuck in a house all day...
But that gave me a chance to share some stuff online, and learn some stuff about growing, and grow :D
 
There should be a standard per diem over bullshit like this. Your company requires a haircut? Fine, add $30/week. Mandatory drug testing? Great, add $100 per test. Background and DMV check? Fuck you; we want nekkid pix of your wife.
 
potpimp said:
There should be a standard per diem over bullshit like this. Your company requires a haircut? Fine, add $30/week. Mandatory drug testing? Great, add $100 per test. Background and DMV check? Fuck you; we want nekkid pix of your wife.
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Right, it's crazy.
They can tell you to change what you look like, extract piss from you, and all kinds of shit.

Today's world is ridiculous.
It all looks good on paper though.
 
My last written job application responses were as follows:

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA HA, but seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
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Sunbiz1 said:
My last written job application responses were as follows:

DESIRED POSITION: Reclining. HA HA, but seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS.?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
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Really?

Did you get the job?
 
My job asked me to be clean shaven. When I was hired I had a mustache for movembere charity fund raising. Told em I would do clean shave . Then I started doing really well at work, and decided fuck it I'm growing a goat again. So I did. My bosses haven't said a damn word, even though THEY are all clean shaven. Now I jus got a massive promotin, and still haven't been asked to shave. If you do well, they could really care less. Now a long beard and dreads I don't think I can pull off.

Now back to beer and billiard.
 
sunbiz1 said:
my last written job application responses were as follows:

desired position: Reclining. Ha ha, but seriously, whatever's available. If i was in a position to be picky, i wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a severance package. If that's not possible make an offer and we can haggle.
education: Yes.
last position held: Target for middle management hostility.
salary: Less than i'm worth.
most notable achievement: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
reason for leaving: It sucked.
hours available to work: Any.
preferred hours: 1:30-3:30 p.m., monday, tuesday, and thursday.
do you have any special skills?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
may we contact your current employer?: If i had one, would i be here?
do you have any physical conditions that would prohibit you from lifting up to 50 lbs.?: Of what?
do you have a car?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "do you have a car that runs?"
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when can you start!?!?
 
LOL, you're too funny. my toilet isn't so dirty actualy. you would probably be better off cleaning houses for $50 rather than working for 7.50 an hour. are you in CA? Isn't the min wage around $10 at this point?
 
medicalmaryjane said:
LOL, you're too funny. my toilet isn't so dirty actualy. you would probably be better off cleaning houses for $50 rather than working for 7.50 an hour. are you in CA? Isn't the min wage around $10 at this point?
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I'm in Co...
And minimum wage is definitely not $10.
In SoCo I was making $9/hr. Others were making $8 around me.
 
that sux dood. you need to figure out what you want to do for the future. why don't you go get some techniccal training. even starting as a desktop support person, you would probably make 35k a year which is a lto more than 7.50 an hour. i wouldn't bother working if i only made 7.50 an hour. you could make more babysitting. i can make more begging on the street i bet.
 
Any job that requires a man to cut his hair but not a woman is guilty of sexual discrimination. I'm all about what feminists and the NAACP and everyone has been about for years (or said they were about) EQUALITY.
 
medicalmaryjane said:
that sux dood. you need to figure out what you want to do for the future. why don't you go get some techniccal training. even starting as a desktop support person, you would probably make 35k a year which is a lto more than 7.50 an hour. i wouldn't bother working if i only made 7.50 an hour. you could make more babysitting. i can make more begging on the street i bet.
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I'm not worried about the future, I've got plans.
This was just to make better videos, and hash and stuff...
I don't NEED this job :D

And I have another interview in the morning :D
 
Orithil said:
Any job that requires a man to cut his hair but not a woman is guilty of sexual discrimination. I'm all about what feminists and the NAACP and everyone has been about for years (or said they were about) EQUALITY.
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They had a long haired dude there.
 
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