cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
"Let's go to Sal's Bail Bonds! I'm buying. " cn
Pick Up Lines
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Carne Seca
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I actually had a guy walk up to me and ask in his best Barry White voice, "Hey baby, what's your sign?"
I just said, "Do not enter" and walked off.
He was fucking serious too.
I just said, "Do not enter" and walked off.
He was fucking serious too.
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
You'd'a liked my sister, Carne. She's in a bar somewhere deep in the South ... and some polyester sleezoid slurs the guaranteed, irresistible, "3 weird questions" pick-up line at her:
"I want your body."
She smiles her little flight-attendant smile at him and says "You can have it when I'm done with it."
cn
"I want your body."
She smiles her little flight-attendant smile at him and says "You can have it when I'm done with it."
cn
ClaytonBigsby
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Will you help me get this chair into my van?
silasraven
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hey your not a size 14 are you.
smoothforyou2
Active Member
Do not enter that is hysterical! Nice come back
smoothforyou2
Active Member
HaHA she sounds awesome! people are a trip sometimes. Love your avatar by the way need to pimp up my avatar
Weedasaurus
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I seem to have lost my phone number, can I have yours?
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smoothforyou2
Active Member
actually your polar bear reminds me of a pick up line. did you know that a polar bear will travel 100s of arctic miles to find the one polar bear it was meant to be with for life. could you be my polar bear?
AmplifyEffortlessly
Active Member
You have an incredably attractive ass...
You look cute in that shirt....
I wish i could get into you, into your mind ofcourse.
You make time slow for me. Whats your secret? The magic energy seems to eminate from your hips. We should practice physics together, maybe if we join hips we can stop time...
Things just off the top of my head...
You look cute in that shirt....
I wish i could get into you, into your mind ofcourse.
You make time slow for me. Whats your secret? The magic energy seems to eminate from your hips. We should practice physics together, maybe if we join hips we can stop time...
Things just off the top of my head...
Metasynth
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I found someone with your avatar on a fish forum, my friend...YOUR avatar...It feels so....dirty.......
smoothforyou2
Active Member
Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!
scroglodyte
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i forget........the last one i woo'd is still here. 10 years comin' up.
grobofotwanky
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You know what would look good on you?.........Me
AmplifyEffortlessly
Active Member
Oh snap done deal right there^
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
Bloody turncoat. Fish - ! Baby Seal ... now THERE is the Breakfast of Champions.
Smoothforyou2, I don't want to give you the cold shoulder, but ... justlookatme. cn
smoothforyou2
Active Member
My spiritual gift is my good looks... it lifts peoples spirits
smoothforyou2
Active Member
How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
I thought it was a couch.