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Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
 
lokie

lokie

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Winter Woman said:
I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get
reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
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LOL thats when the fight started.:lol:
 
Winter Woman

Winter Woman

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Always choose a memorable password!

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A lady helps her man to install a new computer.

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Once it is completed,



she tells him to select a password,



a word that he'll always remember.




as the computer asks him to enter it,



he looks at his wife and with a macho
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gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects
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a word but she is annoyed with him and
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his reaction,when he selects: penis.
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As he hits "enter", to validate the selection,



his wife collapses with laughter and
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rolls on the floor in hysteria

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The computer had replied:​



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TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!​




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cannabineer

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Death by Cactus In 1982, 27-year-old David Grundman and a roommate decided to do a little “cactus plugging,” by shooting the desert plant with a shotgun.
The first one, a small cactus, went off without a hitch and Grundman was encouraged to try a larger prey: a 26-foot-tall Saguaro cactus, probably a 100-year-old plant. Unfortunately, Grundman blasted off a large chuck of the cactus that fell on him and crushed him to death!
To date, this was probably the only known instance of revenge killing by a plant.
 
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