The UK Growers Thread!

Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
cheddar1985 said:
Aye donny i drank over 20 bottles of the stuff the weekend and im feelin as fresh as eva the fuckin lagers are the cunts that are killin me lmfao!!
Click to expand...
lager and gin and tonics did for me yesterday. the lads i was with wanted to carry on after the match so we ended up with a half crate of oranjeboom super strength. it's surprisingly lovely for an 8+% lager and devastatingly effective.

think my missus will want words when i land home so no sneaking off for a livener today. could murder a smoke tho
 
cheddar1985

cheddar1985

Well-Known Member
Don Gin and Ton said:
lager and gin and tonics did for me yesterday. the lads i was with wanted to carry on after the match so we ended up with a half crate of oranjeboom super strength. it's surprisingly lovely for an 8+% lager and devastatingly effective.

think my missus will want words when i land home so no sneaking off for a livener today. could murder a smoke tho
Click to expand...
No smokin for yous then pal i heard she caught ya avin a cheeky puff lmfao
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
think the whole of the pub and next door heard that one mate. think some weed milk to soothe me aching tum is in order.

think i'm writing today off early.
 
3eyes

3eyes

Well-Known Member
unlucky said:
yes all is well with the kush but THE DOCTOR all 4 of them are going to be very good on the yield and stink big time...hows things with you Abbie ;-)
Click to expand...

Abbie? no love i'm Angela lol my lot are on water their falling into each other like a bunch of piss heads so they'll be getting the chop very soon
 
cheddar1985

cheddar1985

Well-Known Member
Don Gin and Ton said:
think the whole of the pub and next door heard that one mate. think some weed milk to soothe me aching tum is in order.

think i'm writing today off early.
Click to expand...
I fuckin so wish i could lol just had me ear bendin off sum cracked up american bird about scaffold still bein up lmfao eyes rollin out hear head lol
 
cheddar1985

cheddar1985

Well-Known Member
Yo this american bitch was fucked up i just wanted to nut her on the nose to shut her the fuck up lol she was proper whining on and fuck all i wanted to do was fuck off from the moment she open her mouth haha fuckin lads were laughin and found it funny she collered me lol i wont be goin back to strip that fucker down haha and if i do im ontop !!
 
baklawa

baklawa

Active Member
Glad to hear everybody had a riotous weekend

*sulks*

Mine was crap. Luckily the crappest part just ended - flatmate just left, gone for a couple of days - but now I have a weed crisis on my hands. Typical.

I think tomorrow I might do something rebellious. I haven't stepped out of line for weeks.

*glowers at the world in general... the world doesn't even notice*
 
baklawa

baklawa

Active Member
Don Gin and Ton said:
ditch the flatmate for some green leafy flatmates!?
Click to expand...
Dude believe me I've thought about it but I can't afford the rent by myself, plus the arsehole is now saying that me and Brat have to leave, not him.

Mind you I am this close to going to live in a box in SSB's basement now that I've given up on the idea of replacing Arsehole with TTT :D
 
Don Gin and Ton

Don Gin and Ton

Well-Known Member
honestly it's worth considering properly. save up for a while. enough to afford a basic set up and the extra rent for 3 months. get a grow on live frugal for a while and before you know it you'll have a crop off and be rid of the arsehole.
 
baklawa

baklawa

Active Member
Don Gin and Ton said:
honestly it's worth considering properly. save up for a while. enough to afford a basic set up and the extra rent for 3 months. get a grow on live frugal for a while and before you know it you'll have a crop off and be rid of the arsehole.
Click to expand...
Don I've been considering it seriously for months now, but it was FM's existence that made me hesitate, law-abiding health freak that he is. Well maybe I might be able to afford the rent with all the money I'll save on air freshener with him out of the picture :D :D

OK boys, help me brainstorm here - name a county/ city/ village somewhere in the UK where rent is cheap and it's easy to find a nice isolated cottage and stuff. I'm open to all suggestions except for my current location (not that I don't adore frolicking with the sheep and cows all day long - strangely idyllic, actually, once the sun comes out - but it's too claustrophobic for somebody as paranoid as me. So I either need a large unfriendly city OR a remote isolated spot.
 
CATARACT

CATARACT

Well-Known Member
baklawa said:
Don I've been considering it seriously for months now, but it was FM's existence that made me hesitate, law-abiding health freak that he is. Well maybe I might be able to afford the rent with all the money I'll save on air freshener with him out of the picture :D :D

OK boys, help me brainstorm here - name a county/ city/ village somewhere in the UK where rent is cheap and it's easy to find a nice isolated cottage and stuff. I'm open to all suggestions except for my current location (not that I don't adore frolicking with the sheep and cows all day long - strangely idyllic, actually, once the sun comes out - but it's too claustrophobic for somebody as paranoid as me. So I either need a large unfriendly city OR a remote isolated spot.
Click to expand...
Plenty isolated spots in the west
 
unlucky

unlucky

Well-Known Member
mad dog bark said:
another cracking day in the uk. Love it.
Unlucky u not trim down ya clones alil? Seems some bushy clones matey.
I only ever took lil one stalk clones with 3 or 4 leafs before n had good success rate. I trim them few leafs down if needed to.
Not doubting u or saying u doing wrong as never tried big clones b4
and wots this doctor u chatting bout? Any good?
Click to expand...

the doctor is lush just under 4ft but bushy as hell and as got lots of good size buds on it and it is stinking to high heaven, there genetics great white shark/south indian/super skunk, some of them clones was from a plant 21days in to flower and some a week later...i did trim but as there from a flowering mother i like to leave them with plenty on as thay dont root as quick with buds on. If the doctor smokes as good as she smells then i will take more cutting on chop down day ;-)
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Top